Dangerous Dan Gerzone

Maverick Numberballer. Infielder for the Sopher McDophers. Not an official Miller Lite Spokesman. Tweets are focused on the MLN.

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Haters won't rest till I'm in the ground

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Starting to wonder if the 8ft x 10ft poster of me lying naked on a leopard print rug hanging in the SMD team office is scaring away free agents

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Woke up this morning feeling dangerous

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Btw Argentina is where all the Nazis went after the war

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Ah shit, my bluecheck is gone

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I'm a fiend for mojitos

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Saskatchewan sucks

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Had a couple Miller Lites tonight and if there's a finer pilsner beer that maintains a full body taste with less calories, I've yet to have it

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I will kill Naruto

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Today is Dan Marino's birthday, which traditionally signals the start of Hunktoberfest in San Marino

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Got that dawg in me

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Coming into this season in the best shape of my life. Faster, stronger, more chiseled. Probably added 10-15 pounds of muscle.

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Always a blessing to represent my team, my league, and the gorgeous people of San Marino at the All-Star Game. A special thank you to all who voted. #StayDangerous

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Many people are saying "Vote for Dan Gerzone for the All-Star Game, he's hunky!"

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I could kill a chimpanzee with my bare hands

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I have executed Pops

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Everybody's invited to the cookout

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Get ready to light up your grill with the only charcoal infused with the great taste of Miller Lite. Available Tuesday, 5/24 @ 3pm CT #GrillerTime

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Weeping for the souls of those out there who drink beer that compromises on taste

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Forgot it was St. Patrick's Day and came to the game today completely nude