Dan Gillard

379 Months Old, 8 foot 2 when fully stretched

[Dan Gillard @DanGilly]

@LastWordOnSpurs Higher profitability = higher share price

Fully explains why no more transfers were made in January, as they wanted to show a healthier financial position as a business to maximise the amount Levy gets for his shares.

Business prioritised over on-field success again. Disgrace.

[Dan Gillard @DanGilly]

@AlasdairGold Listen at the end 😂

"Make sure cameras are focused on the players and not -"

Wonder what he's talking about...

[Dan Gillard @DanGilly]

I've just had an epiphany about why Harriet was so angry at breakfast. There's a theory that everyone in the castle is linked in some way. The Traitors named Sam as the sacrificial lamb.

IS SAM HARRIET'S SON?!

#TraitorsUK

[Dan Gillard @DanGilly]

@LastWordOnSpurs He saw Micky's solo goal and thinks we're a counter attacking threat 😂

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

[Dan Gillard @DanGilly]

@piersmorgan He just got confused in Spanish mid-sentence

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@HLTCO About a foot away from getting 5 as well 🤯

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Warra trophy.

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@HLTCO

[Dan Gillard @DanGilly]

@JustPlaneNews @tobycarvery @eatdrinkmb @SpursOfficial And @SpursOfficial play Nottingham FOREST on Monday! Coincidence, I think not

[Dan Gillard @DanGilly]

Cooper DeJean, what a boy! #SuperBowl

[Dan Gillard @DanGilly]

Carrie Underwood, singer of "Before He Cheats", performs at Donald Trumps inauguration. Can't make this stuff up. #Inauguration2025

[Dan Gillard @DanGilly]

Dressed Crab = Dennis Rodman #MaskedSingerUK

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@SRFielding72 @DavidLammy He's the foreign secretary...

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Pepe must be Space Jamming all the other players at the tournament at this point. Name me one player who has been good.

[Dan Gillard @DanGilly]

Julian Assange's prison cell's free now. Pop Southgate in there.

[Dan Gillard @DanGilly]

@JHFootballAgent Not to mention her other new track "Guilty as Sin", a not-so-subtle dig at Pep Guardiola and Man City for obvious reasons. Rumours her new album also has a track titled "Bald Fraud"

[Dan Gillard @DanGilly]

Serbia should sing Disturbia by Rihanna as their anthem but obviously replace Disturbia with Serbia