HewyHefner

i would wee on you if you passed out on the floor thats all you need to know

[HewyHefner @DanHeward]

@JoshThompson9 your guardian needs to not let u do big boy things by yourself from now on u might end up with your t shirt on backwards next

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When @JoshThompson9 rings u cause he's filled his car up at the garage n doesn't have any money 😂😂

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When your mum wouldn't give u money for sweets when u was younger so u used to ginger knock your own house 10 times to wind her up #memories

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@LaurenMelodyx 😂😂😂😝

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@LaurenMelodyx #deep

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The only time marriage comes before sex is in the dictionary

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Everyone's remembers him for snape but I remember him from love actually as the creepy boss buying necklaces off mr bean for a office chick

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@seanapatterson but u would miss me ur mum ur bro and @RomaDennison way too much

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Alan Rickman also touched me when I was under age. He made me dress up like hermione granger n call him big daddy snape #ripSnape

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@seanapatterson if u buy a one way ticket how would u come back?

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Now he's dead and can't hurt me anymore... I'd like to announce to the world David Bowie touched me when I was a child #RIPDavidBowie

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When u haven't eaten fruit in a while n ur staring at the bananas,like do I risk shocking my body with this or should I live life without it

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I can't remember what Christmas Day feels like without a hangover

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@seanapatterson @mindless_barbie ur so stupid Seana just look at her profile pic

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Knee high boots do it for me

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jafeelfucks's photo https://t.co/eSWmGeoODR 😂😂

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Do girls piss in the shower or is that jus a boy thing?

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@Amber_Bella212 never a need to keep quiet

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Must of watched the video of the woman who's tits pop out her top about a million times now #jugs #plentyofmilk

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What's up with that guys hair from the weeknd