DanTheMan🧙🏼‍♂️

Guitar @CLAYMORETX

[DanTheMan🧙🏼‍♂️ @DanIsScum]

Deep cut

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

clean colon, couple tv shows trending and shit, pretty sure I'm just gonna stay home and masturbate all day

[DanTheMan🧙🏼‍♂️ @DanIsScum]

She’s a 10 the way I go through her caverns and then get mythic neck

[DanTheMan🧙🏼‍♂️ @DanIsScum]

Three day weekend is over…

[DanTheMan🧙🏼‍♂️ @DanIsScum]

Prot paladin having a great time during Sentinel Wings and then dying the actual millisecond it falls off

[Spade @DetectiveSpade_]

when I’m at the cum factory & they’re forcing me to bust my 25th nut of the day

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[DanTheMan🧙🏼‍♂️ @DanIsScum]

>Mentally gauging how to explain to my 50-year-old boss the abomination I just accidentally saw on someones phone during a conference

>turn to him

>”so do you know what a furry is?”

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[Velravyn #NightborneDH #Blizzcon26 @Velravyn]

We lost, thanks Obama.

[DanTheMan🧙🏼‍♂️ @DanIsScum]

I’m going hard as fuck

[angel @lockerroomangel]

wdym 3hrs in the gym isn’t normal… how are yall getting a workout in in just 45 mins….

[DanTheMan🧙🏼‍♂️ @DanIsScum]

“Epic Fury”

Government run by 12 year olds

[DanTheMan🧙🏼‍♂️ @DanIsScum]

Thought I was alone on the job site until I walked by a portapotty and a heard a phone blare “we are Charlie Kirk” from inside

[Eldritch Horror @Themyster1ous01]

where do people find this music

[DanTheMan🧙🏼‍♂️ @DanIsScum]

Thinking bout them tacos at no sleep…

[DanTheMan🧙🏼‍♂️ @DanIsScum]

@notbrenmurphy Damn where did you find it

[DanTheMan🧙🏼‍♂️ @DanIsScum]

This is the shit I’m doing in the mirror after I shower

[red @ororomunroesbf]

When I show up to the scat convention and everyone is playing jazz