BeTheDad

Dad, Navy/Desert Storm Veteran, Patriot 🇺🇸 GEN-X, Chiefs Kingdom...30 year+ IT Sales guy, don't bother me with your Crypto or other schemes!

[BeTheDad @DanJDoyle]

@trutriciahelfer @kateesackhoff @Letterman @theaarondouglas @ImJamieBamber Still a smoke show even without the red dress

[BeTheDad @DanJDoyle]

@SpeakerJohnson Yeah I’m betting it doesn’t pass…

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

The first trailer for 'Avengers: Doomsday' has dropped

In theaters December 18, 2026

[BeTheDad @DanJDoyle]

@HLC_actual Haven’t seen guys waving their underwear on sticks to surrender since Desert Storm

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@DuaneDonov9vtn @HLC_actual @HormuzJournal 🤣🤣🤣

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@HLC_actual @HormuzJournal Can’t wait for them to canoe over and try a landing in Louisiana…

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@HLC_actual Cooking lessons always goes over well

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@elonmusk @mark_k I just want an Astro droid

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@RobSchneider Mandatory term limits and retirement age. But it’ll never happen because they won’t vote themselves out..

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@RobSchneider @Rufus_45 Do they go to Cancun?

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@trutriciahelfer Both are hot

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

The party that screams about “no kings” and “protecting democracy” just forced an elected candidate to drop out and will now have a few oligarchs from the party leadership hand pick a new candidate to represent the people.

[BeTheDad @DanJDoyle]

@Erinmaguire Getting his Platner tattoo covered

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@JeffDye Was it his penis or “her” penis

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@Amer1can_Barbie I have my own lane at the grocery store due to this type of thing

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@GovTimWalz You are such a useless beta piece of sh$$

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@JimmysSeafood @BosniaNTBall They’re probably in Galveston

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@SullyCNBC Midwest Germany? Ribs baby! Pork fat rules!!

[BeTheDad @DanJDoyle]

@The_FJC And they’re still dumber than a bag of hair