Dan

[First Take @FirstTake]

“If [the Dallas Cowboys] don’t get to an [NFC] championship game, I will give up my locs!”

@michaelirvin88 makes a bet with @stephenasmith on LIVE television surrounding the Dallas Cowboys' success 🤯

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Cam Skattebo lookin like your high school bully from the 2000s

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Dianna Russini in the stands at Lumen Field calling down to Mike Vrabel on the Patriots sideline watching him trailing the Seahawks late

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

Pablo

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

LETS GET TO WORK LEGEND 🔥🤫

[Dan @DanJordan1001]

@enews Trying to figure out if I should block this account for releasing spoilers the day after a brand new episode

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

if you truly believe in recursive self improvement of artificial intelligence in the next few years, the idea that we should be wasting resources fighting other countries becomes quaint.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

It’s been real

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Mother dies saving daughter in Venezuela earthquakes https://t.co/DpvHFIfZT2

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

In The Last Jedi, Luke Skywalker was originally supposed to be far more powerful and less isolated. In early story development for a 2014 rough treatment attributed to J.J. Abrams and Lawrence Kasdan, Luke had a wife and two children, trained Rey as a direct Jedi successor, and actively used the Force against Snoke’s forces and the Knights of Ren instead of withdrawing from the galaxy.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Imagine calling Biden sleepy Joe For 4 years.

And then you elect a guy who falls asleep at a Knicks game, during meetings, in court.

MAGAs are parodies of themselves

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

Please appreciate the people who work hard to bring delicious food to our tables

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Jake Lang, who beat Capitol police officers with a baseball bat on January 6, spent four years in federal prison on an 11-count indictment, got pardoned by Trump on day one, and was recently running for U.S. Senate in Florida, was arrested Tuesday night in Frisco, Texas on a criminal trespass warrant.
He hopped a fence into a high school stadium to film what he claimed was dried blood from a stabbing, then posted it online for clout.
Since his pardon he has also been charged with felony property damage in Minnesota for destroying an ice sculpture, charged with threatening a Capitol police officer, showed up outside a mosque in Plano holding a severed pig’s head, threw chocolate coins outside AIPAC while doing a Nazi salute, and dragged a goat on a leash to a protest against a Muslim mayoral candidate. For real though!
Trump pardoned this bastard. He is currently in the Collin County jail complaining about his mattress.
The pardon was 136 days ago. VIA~~Eric Blackerby

[Dan @DanJordan1001]

@SlimReaperSzn6 This brought me so much joy

[San Diego Mayor Todd Gloria @MayorToddGloria]

I am aware of the active shooter situation at the Islamic Center of San Diego in Clairemont and am continuing to receive updates from law enforcement. Emergency personnel are on scene and actively working to protect the community and secure the area.