Dan Knows Nothing

I’m awesome. What else do you need to know?

[Dan Knows Nothing @DanJorel97]

@dewild15 Not quite the same, but still doing my part!

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@catturd2 Hilarious that your post exactly describes Donald Trump. He never served in the military, all he does is complain about everyone, never holds himself accountable, yet is quick to blame anyone and everyone. Keep on grifting, cause, hey, you have no real skillset.

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@Softyyy_tweets Everyone on "Misfits". Like, every one.

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@portalmedoo But where do "The Bare Wench Project" movies land? Gotta be top 5, right?

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@WhiteHouse Im old enough to remember when this account was pushing for that dipshit to get the Nobel peace prize. Haha, that was hilarious.

Now, this man is exhibiting the kind of little dick energy that we haven't seem from anyone in this office. Absolutely pathetic, all of you.

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@MrImranPk Oh, we're very aware. We hate him as much as the rest of the world, maybe more.

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@WhiteHouse Eat all the dicks

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@WhiteHouse Is this an April Fools Day joke?

Maybe he can hold the Bible the correct way for the next photo op.

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@catturd2 Jesus Christ, you're an idiot. In your world, Trump can do anything he chooses, because he's president. BTW, you've got orange makeup on your chin, fucko.

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@Notwokenow Look at the top of the box, moron. So stupid to get riled up about something insignificant, then immediately proved wrong.

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@FoxNews Looks like someone is a perfect age to go fight a war for daddy.

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@WhiteHouse Send Barron to the front lines immediately

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@WhiteHouse Winning at being hated.

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@CNN That fat, useless fuck only helps those that dont want him held accountable. These so-called "Christians" are in for a fucking shock when they pass, if their God is real.

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@WhiteHouse Im old enough to remember when the White House had credibility. Now, its a fucking joke run by people with IQ's lower than Forrest Gump.

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@WhiteHouse America first, ha, thats a laugh. Donald Trump only knows how to put Donald Trump first. America falls to about 50th place on that list, probably farther.

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@catturd2 About a year ago, Trump faked an assassination attempt, and I haven't heard a peep about it since. The "shooter" is still basically unknown.

His ear "grew" back. He's definitely the guy that wouldn't shut up about it if it was real.

What's that all about?

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@Abqanne153027 @FirstLadyOffice @FLOTUS @MELANIATRUMP @POTUS @WhiteHouse Anything to not have to look at that ogre of a man she married for a green card, I would guess.

Also, how can you love someone that helps protect pedophiles?

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@VinnysCorner1 Hell yeah. Well, on Madden, at least. Im up to like 40 or so.

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@FBIDirectorKash Say it all you want, it doesnt make it true. Trump will go down as one of, if not the worst President in American history. I suppose his terms will, at the very least, be historical, just embarrassingly so.

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@WhiteHouse Enjoy being hated by, like, 99% of the entire world