Atleia Jorgana

"You don't always have to chop with the sword of truth. You can point with it too." -- Anne Lamott (he/him)

[Atleia Jorgana @DanJosef]

I have uncovered critically important information about the serial murder of 33 Clinton enemies.

[Atleia Jorgana @DanJosef]

@AllisonLCarter Why not have unlimited PTO and require people to take at least X days?... People who want to can take more, but it still achieves the benefit of making sure people take breaks.

[Atleia Jorgana @DanJosef]

@jacobbarssbailey Bury those nuts

[Atleia Jorgana @DanJosef]

@MushrooQueendom If you bring a turkey it better be alive

[Atleia Jorgana @DanJosef]

@GenevieveTocci I dont suppose “it’s no longer time to get in bed” would work…

[Atleia Jorgana @DanJosef]

@CliftonIndy @clhubes They are all baby Macgyver's every one.

[Atleia Jorgana @DanJosef]

@JasonT The headline is that Altoids cure covid.

[Atleia Jorgana @DanJosef]

@JasonT What *does* it actually mean tho?

[Gurwinder @G_S_Bhogal]

36. Nova Effect:
You may think losing your job is bad, but what if staying at your job would've led to you dying in a fire? You can't truly know if an outcome is good or bad, because fortune can lead to misfortune and vice versa. So don't be quick to judge the cards you're dealt.

[Jeriyla Kamau-Weng @JeriylaKamaWeng]

After surfing today a black father came up to me says “that was you surfing earlier right? It was so great seeing someone brown out there in the waves, you were doing a great job! I had to bring my son out to watch!” behind him is standing this cute little 5-8 year old boy 🥺 🧵

[Atleia Jorgana @DanJosef]

tag yourself - I'm "if I scream everything is fine"

[Atleia Jorgana @DanJosef]

Given no other countermanding energies, entropy will gradually force us all to be the worst versions of ourselves.

[Meguey-shaped bundle of bits 🔜Metatopia @NightSkyGames]

This keeps being relevant. https://t.co/20udmg49gi

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

People on here talking about how “voting” won’t solve anything and yet that’s exactly how the GOP accomplished this. Their voters show up every time, en masse, regardless of whether they are in love with the candidate or not, because they’re laser focused on the endgame. Today.

[Atleia Jorgana @DanJosef]

@JasonT I dont even know how to get out of this when they have my correct identity

[David B. Cross @MrDBCross]

yes, the airports are a zoo. If you did NOT check in online and need to see agent, line is 4 hours. If you checked in online and did self-tagged bag drop with SkyPriority, line is 1 hour. @Delta crew are working hard, but it is a zoo.

[Atleia Jorgana @DanJosef]

@JasonT @Genevieve For real tho congrats on both.

[Atleia Jorgana @DanJosef]

@MrDBCross @Delta WOW! Good luck.

[Atleia Jorgana @DanJosef]

@JasonT @kbourgoin We are all underperforming on the "❤️s sent to friends" metric.

[Dr. Danna Young🇺🇸✌🏻 @dannagal]

Today is going to be maddening. Journalists will be tempted to cover the Jan 6 hearings like they cover everything else: as a strategic game between two political sides, downplaying anything “we already knew” and framing it in terms of “how it will play for Dems in the midterms”

[Atleia Jorgana @DanJosef]

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