Dan Kane

Debbie, The cats a twat

[Dan Kane @DanKane98]

Not a handful of full time jobs between them all

[420 Audits Ireland @420AuditsEire]

This is what the end of the world will look like.
Policemen covered in blood & shit and smashed up cars everywhere.
No context here . From Lancaster England . Looks like a shit show.

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Staff at several major European clubs are now reportedly refusing to take Fabrizio Romano’s calls amid growing frustration over his coverage of sensitive transfer negotiations.

Some view Romano as a “nuisance influencer” rather than a journalist.

(Source: @MailSport)

He has over 150M followers on all platforms, so I think he'll be just fine. 🤣

[Morecambe FC @MorecambeFC]

Our National League North fixture against AFC Telford United has been rescheduled 🗓️

The fixture was originally scheduled for Saturday 29 August and has been moved following agreement between both clubs and the National League.

Read more ➡️ https://t.co/30Vdh8qZLz

#UTS 🦐

[Dan Kane @DanKane98]

@JackNolan_11 You’re the man Jack! All the best🦐🫡

[Jack @FFS_WhatNow]

You are taking the fucking piss. You can break a coppers nose in an airport and walk free, but hurty words on the internet will get you three years.

This country is done. There's a different justice system in play depending on who you are.

[Dan Kane @DanKane98]

@MorecambeFC Would never see Ash doing this! Bentley🐐

[Dan Kane @DanKane98]

@MorecambeFC Fucking COYS

[Dan Kane @DanKane98]

@jkanalysis7 Can we swap?

[Dan Kane @DanKane98]

@MorecambeFC 9 times out of 10 we’re 1-0 down by the 10th minute you muppet

[Dan Kane @DanKane98]

‘It can’t carry on like this’

[Morecambe FC @MorecambeFC]

HALF-TIME: Behind at the break.

#UTS 🦐 | #KIDvMOR

[Dan Kane @DanKane98]

@jswindle29 @MorecambeFC Ones injured and the others shite*

[Dan Kane @DanKane98]

@MorecambeFC Absolutely shite. Yeah there’s injuries but there’s not one bit of organisation in that team going forward. He needs to go if we have any glimmer of wanting to stay up ffs.

[Dan Kane @DanKane98]

@MorecambeFCFeed I’ve booked my works Xmas doo next week in hospitality🤨

[Dan Kane @DanKane98]

@altrinchamfc You’ve just been samosa’d by the shrimps

[National League on DAZN @DAZN_NationalLg]

98TH MINUTE WINNER FOR MORECAMBE🤯🤯🤯

Absolute scenes as Morecambe grab a last gasp winner in their comeback game💥

[Dan Kane @DanKane98]

The feel good factor and togetherness of this club is back! Bring on today🦐

[Morecambe FC @MorecambeFC]

MFC Staff have put £500 across JB’s and Local Choice Suite bars to show love to the Shrimps family!

See you soon 🔜

#UTS 🦐

[MATT 🅿️ @PapaPincus]

HELP SAVE MORECAMBE FOOTBALL CLUB.

https://t.co/qa5Y6ByS5F

[Dan Kane @DanKane98]

@Caprani14 @Bucko56789 Nah at Mitchell after we won the home leg

[Dan Kane @DanKane98]

@JCrook93 Next statement deserves the sad eastenders theme tune