Dan Kitkat

proceed with caution

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Nouvelle proposition pour le troisième lien: un pont-levis à Lévis. Option ouverte à la consultation publique.

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I was waiting for text to appear on this Canadian Food Inspection Agency Instagram Ad, but it's just a chicken. It's a pretty threatening chicken though, so I guess it gets the message across.

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Controversial Canadian News.

Peep the dislikes for insta-sad

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"New release"
I'm sorry what???

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- nut falls off my bike
- bolt falls off in middle of Boulevard
- bus runs over bolt
Of course, I fixed it by chewing a wad of gum to replace the nut in true Looney Tunes style.

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If you’re attending a public engagement session, think twice about recommending a public engagement session.

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@yujidh I think that would just be a stick - hit an onion with a stick.

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This is the kind of marketing that speaks to me. I HATE spicy my eyes 😌

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@adrienuage I had to check your account to make sure you didn't get hacked. This response was too good too quick

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Today is awareness day. A day to bring awareness to all the social awareness campaigns requiring awareness - thank you for doing your part.

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Was feeling older cuz I hadn't been carded when buying alcohol last few times I went, but today my youth was restored when I got carded TWICE in an SAQ. Once by an employee who came up to me and again at the cash #DancingQueen

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@nuageSSBM @Superdillin @fed_serdaigle This memory is so distant for some reason it’s bordering on a dream for me!

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@Mini_Nast Haaappy birthday!!! Wishing you a happy SOCIAL year ☺️

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Two butternut squashes and a jar of dulce de leche.

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I just started laughing out loud at the thought of my metro (Mon épicier) purchase history. As if my purchases aren't weird enough, everytime I checkout, I'm pretty sure the cashier sees "Natalia" on the screen because I use my mom's metro&moi. This is a thread of purchases.

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One package of unflavored gelatin.

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@BasicKessy Chosen family sis ✌️

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@BasicKessy Excuse you?? You’ve slept through so much stuff at parties/chalet

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@caarroo__ Wym? https://t.co/PaDouSHx8S

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Today was the first time I had a government mandated curfew and my first time in a carwash... What a day goodnight 😴

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@yujidh @BasicKessy @RaduUrian That would be so nice! Who knows how much longer this Pennywise will continue to lurk...

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@yujidh @BasicKessy @RaduUrian Thank you, and I hope the panasonic nn-6645 wasn't too hard on you!!