Danelle Topil

Kansas-Nebraska

[Danelle Topil @DanL_Topil]

@adamhornig how's studying going you friggin dork

[Danelle Topil @DanL_Topil]

@captMerica30 she just added another piece of gum so I think I'm going to get the chance to show off my muscles REAL quick

[Danelle Topil @DanL_Topil]

Not to sound too dramatic, but someone smacking gum when I'm studying makes me want to throw their computer through the library window 😅🔫😭

[Danelle Topil @DanL_Topil]

@adamhornig how even. Looking at pictures of food is too much still 😷😷😷

[Danelle Topil @DanL_Topil]

Freedom ain't free... Unless it's nap time #SoldierInTraining #StillInDiapers 😍

[Danelle Topil @DanL_Topil]

Me to my parents - "What should I do for a job next summer?"

Dad - "Concrete truck driver."

K thx for the help, Dad. 😑😂

[Danelle Topil @DanL_Topil]

@captMerica30 I hear nothing lol

[Danelle Topil @DanL_Topil]

Me-"mom, can you bring me some vinegar from the stock pile at home?"

Mom-"definitely! Do you want a whole case?"

"Just a bottle is fine" 😑

[Danelle Topil @DanL_Topil]

@wutRuDuren did you think of your Twitter handle yourself er wut?

[Danelle Topil @DanL_Topil]

#HappyNationalDogDay from my cat who is less than amused

[Science News @ScienceNews]

A genetic variant determines whether calories are burned or stored as fat: http://t.co/wILQbiEBmk

[Danelle Topil @DanL_Topil]

*I miss the ball three times in a row*

"Dad, what am I doing wrong?"

"Well you're not hitting the ball."

K.

[Danelle Topil @DanL_Topil]

Apparently I'm not very good at golf. My dad's exact words were "watching you golf makes me want to drink."

[Danelle Topil @DanL_Topil]

@atopil22 ay gurl don't listen to dem haterz u do u boo boo ily fam 💯💯 (seriously you're awesome don't let an ignorant person bring u down)

[c dog @chloepittman]

people are so neat!!! being friends with people is even neater!!!!

[Danelle Topil @DanL_Topil]

Lying on the bathroom floor while Declan plays in the bathtub because sitting is just a bit much for me today

[Danelle Topil @DanL_Topil]

One of the kids I nanny just discovered his finger fits perfectly in his nose. And that the couch is a great place to wipe his discoveries.

[Danelle Topil @DanL_Topil]

@Dat_Dude_JD16 well wtf Ryan! I didn't even hear about it until yesterday night lol

[Danelle Topil @DanL_Topil]

@Dat_Dude_JD16 didn't quite get that invite either 😡