Dan LoFat

Son of a Man of Madmen, Social Imagineering

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Really? Colbert is being replaced by comics on leashes? Now that is a solid money making machine.

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@elonmusk If it's free, I'm in. Otherwise fuck off.

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@_josephine0_ Why? Who the fuck are you?

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@lady_valor_07 I have no response because he never asked that question of anyone ever.

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@elonmusk Only a dipshit would speed up the video.

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@honeymoon250 Who's winning the race?

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@elonmusk Yup. Too late now, of course. Grok has us by the balls.

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YouTube announcing their YouTube premium catch, from $10 to $16?

Some of these ads are starting to look good. And they're really easy to block. But you just can't skip the time in them. Unless of course, you save the YouTube video. Which may or may not be possible with the new premium upgrade.

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@Entrepreneur Damn near a year and a half and they haven't posted anything on Twitter yet? They're still calling X Twitter on their web page. I think there's an internal problem in the company because there's definitely something internally wrong with the product, too much water

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@ithacahummus Yeah I dropped mine in the garbage yesterday, too much water over the last 3 days. I buy one to two of your mean products a day for the last 2 years straight, never missed a day, but the day before yesterday and yesterday, had to throw it out. Too much water. It's obvious

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@ithacahummus Children are puking everywhere because of the extra water in the product now.

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@ithacahummus The lemon dill is horrible now with the added extra water, can barely taste a dill, and barely taste the lemon.

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@ithacahummus What's the added extra water, she's going to be queefing more.

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@NoahVerrier With all the extra water, not art, it's fart and not the good kind.

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@NoahVerrier Yeah over the last 3 days with the added extra water in all of the product line, those chips are not going to hold up.

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Chris, you just starting adding way too much water to the product, making it like pudding, and not the good kind. making so much money now dude. GO BACK TO THE FORMULA THAT MADE YOU GREAT. Don't lie and try to say oh we've been accidentally not using enough water for the last 2 years, bullshit. The excess water dilutes the flavors of any of your products AND promotes faster bacterial growth - not the good kind.

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@ithacahummus

What an absolutely disengenuous company. No PHONE IN complaint line. Rsvp Email 1 to 2 Business days? How about Twitter NOW?
("Twitter", shows you how much they pay attention to their website).

As of 3 days ago you started adding more water to your product, and now it's a barely edible pudding texture, a most unpleasant experience and ripe for faster bacterial growth. Smooth move, ExLax. The water also severely sucks away the flavors of all.

Maybe One of your machines broke, check the pumps. Too much water. Horrific.

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Artemis II crew member claims that there are two Outlook applications, neither one of them is working. I think it's a time zone issue.

Oh wait.

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Christmas Gnome Daily Male-ish?

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@Matt_Pinner He become a citizen of this country, you have to at the very least pledge your allegiance to the United States of America. Sure carry your own flag, flying high you freak.

But one thing I agree with he's not my reality host that's for sure, very little reality.