Daniel Mattia

Data Analyst/Retail Media Specialist. Fantasy Author. Ex-Content Writer. Cat dad (x2). Gamer (level 80 ret/prot paladin). | Christ is King ✝

[Daniel Mattia @DanMattiaWriter]

@DavidVStewart A neighbor's pitbull eyed my cat when it passed by my screen door yesterday. Immediately reached for a tool in the event it decided to charge my cat. I love animals more than I do most people, but pitbulls can never be trusted (and their owners even less so).

[Klara @klara_sjo]

"Christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheists."

"Atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are Christian."

Stop fighting.

All human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are Californian.

[Daniel Mattia @DanMattiaWriter]

@RapidResponse47 @RealTomHoman All this old fart does is talk, talk, talk, just like the rest of this disappointing admin. Now that Scam Blondi's out, this dude's filling in all her Fox News timeslots.

[Manlet Thorin @ManletThorin]

Europeans: “you Americans and your air conditioning are killing us!”

Americans:

[Trad West @trad_west_]

>American airman asleep on a train in France while on vacation with his childhood friends
>Wakes up to the sound of screaming and breaking glass
>Sees a terrorist step into the aisle carrying an AK-47 and 300 rounds of ammo
>Doesn't look for an exit, doesn't hesitate
>Sprints 30 feet down the aisle straight at the barrel of the gun, completely unarmed
>The terrorist pulls the trigger; the rifle miraculously jams
>Tackles him, gets slashed in the neck and hand with a box cutter, almost losing his thumb
>Ignores the bleeding, chokes the attacker unconscious with his bare hands
>Credits God for the jammed rifle and his survival
>Saves everyone on board

Patriot airman Spencer Stone is a hero.

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

The Polish Winged Hussar armor goes hard

[Daniel Mattia @DanMattiaWriter]

@Bluejustice4eva @klara_sjo Did you ever have customers/staff complain about the scent? Normally I'd not have done what I did if Cat Piss Guy was a decent human, but he was always abusive toward myself and the rest of the staff, so I didn't think he deserved much courtesy (that, and people were complaining)

[Daniel Mattia @DanMattiaWriter]

@thisbeLu @GangaObi @klara_sjo I'm sure you double-fist more than the beer in your banner pic

[Daniel Mattia @DanMattiaWriter]

@HoRRiiBLe1919 @klara_sjo How generous! 🙄

[Erik Waag - Heroic Fantasy Author @WaagBooks]

If you Google the worst SFF covers you get wild stuff from 30+ years ago. I would check out any of these.

New stuff is an HR approved yawnfest.

[John A. Douglas @J0hnADouglas]

Generational aura loss.

Tradpub has to be destroyed for what they did to covers alone

[Daniel Mattia @DanMattiaWriter]

Over the last 1.5 years, I have spent the equivalent cost of a 2017 Honda Civic on this cat (four surgeries, a ton of bloodwork, a monthly needle, and plenty of painkillers). Worth every penny.

[Daniel Mattia @DanMattiaWriter]

That was a big turning point for me too, especially seeing the inaction of our "leaders." My despair gradually morphed into the realization that none will escape God's judgment, which will be far worse than anything we can do here on Earth (though I still wish we could send some of those monsters to God prematurely, but it's His plan in the end).

[Daniel Mattia @DanMattiaWriter]

@HuskerScott89 @klara_sjo I don't care if you don't believe me

[Daniel Mattia @DanMattiaWriter]

@TechSavvy59787 @GangaObi @klara_sjo I was getting a lot of complaints from customers and staff about the odor and it was disrupting the environment. I wouldn't have done what I did if Cat Piss Guy wasn't always verbally abusive and rude to everyone, but because he was, I didn't care.

[Daniel Mattia @DanMattiaWriter]

This guy's wife was as foul as he was and once shit in her wheelchair while shopping, then refused to leave the store or help clean up. Not sure why she was allowed to finish shopping in that state, but my shift started right as that situation was wrapping up and I was so glad I got to avoid the worst of it.

[Daniel Mattia @DanMattiaWriter]

@HuskerScott89 @klara_sjo Yes this is something I'd 100% lie about

[Daniel Mattia @DanMattiaWriter]

@GangaObi @klara_sjo TIL spraying Febreze in the air behind someone is assault 😂

Get real bucko

[Daniel Mattia @DanMattiaWriter]

@SanuroSwordsman Sydney loses points after participating in that humiliation ritual in this last season of Euphoria.