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Stay awake long enough just to get tired again.

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Have you ever tried to chew gum while chewing ice chips?

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@Alphinez That’s your timeline to get married then 😂

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Ever just open the fridge and stare into it like it holds the answers to life—the cool air feels nice too.

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I like owls.

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@Alphinez Cat might be the move if you’re iffy about it

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@KevinFSinaga Never better

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@KevinFSinaga NBA finals at Mheng and Jun’s house 💯

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Earth be doing its thing and we’re like woahhh or uh oh

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@CallMeCarsonYT 2020 doesn’t even come close to 1945. This isn’t that bad.

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@_oliviavinci Don’t sleep on the pawns, they turn into queens when they get to the other side of the board

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@NickTurnquist Nah you’re just stupid. You should be emberassed

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@LiamMcGovern14 This guy would totally fit in today

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Cat In The Hat needs better ratings 😂

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Years turning into days

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How many oversized teddy bears you got?

[Aly Mancuso @alykeni19]

I miss when @Spotify had lyrics

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Something really satisfying about spitting off rooftops.

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@notgloh But the g is already silent.

[Kenosha Kid @YouNeverDidThe]

You! Never did? The—Kenosha Kid.

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@Jokito17 Good for you man.