Rick “No Foreplay” Johnson

WVU ‘96 | Ball knower | 3 pump champ | Woman Respecter | Exciting and White #LANK

[Rick “No Foreplay” Johnson @DanNFJohnson]

Just saw a guy at the bar with a Greg Norman polo on. Kicked him in the nuts and now walking home pissed off.

[Rick “No Foreplay” Johnson @DanNFJohnson]

High of 45, doors open, case for the day. Left is punching the air

[Rick “No Foreplay” Johnson @DanNFJohnson]

Those better not all be from today!?!

God forbid Dano acquires a hobby.

[Rick “No Foreplay” Johnson @DanNFJohnson]

Ball up top.

[Rick “No Foreplay” Johnson @DanNFJohnson]

Well isn’t this #exciting #expand

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

MAC MCCLUNG DUNKS OVER A CAR 🤯

OMG ‼️ https://t.co/LmG6ODJSYy

[Rick “No Foreplay” Johnson @DanNFJohnson]

SEC could never #LANK

[Rick “No Foreplay” Johnson @DanNFJohnson]

The only thing Dano is making love to tonight is a cold, cold Coors Light. #coldastherockies #ValentinesDay

[Rick “No Foreplay” Johnson @DanNFJohnson]

Better than sex. #LANK

[Rick “No Foreplay” Johnson @DanNFJohnson]

Boy oh boy. If this doesn’t say a white Midwest theme idk what does. #LANK

[Rick “No Foreplay” Johnson @DanNFJohnson]

Slippers? Sweats? Daddy’s hunting jacket? I’m not sure we can #SHRINKTHEGAME enough.

[Rick “No Foreplay” Johnson @DanNFJohnson]

“Vodka water. Yeah and a lime. Close it out, thanks.”

[Rick “No Foreplay” Johnson @DanNFJohnson]

#EXCITING. #WHITES.

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

After some inspiration from @CrosbyMaxx I’m debating getting some new ink… what should I get?

[Rick “No Foreplay” Johnson @DanNFJohnson]

Tuesday night specials? $1 pool games? Snow day? Safe to say, she’s going to be hearing from Dano very soon. #Exciting #White

[Rick “No Foreplay” Johnson @DanNFJohnson]

Man I love white cornerbacks.

[Max Dolente @Philly_Mays]

COOPER DEJEAN IS NOT A SAFETY

[Rick “No Foreplay” Johnson @DanNFJohnson]

Being gay pays a price.

[College Basketball Report @CBKReport]

Colorado is 0-12 in Big 12 play

[Rick “No Foreplay” Johnson @DanNFJohnson]

War damn eagle

[Taylor Korn @TaylorKorn_]

we’ll be live immediately following Auburn-Florida and Alabama-Arkansas

join us to react!

[Rick “No Foreplay” Johnson @DanNFJohnson]

I remember when I had a 10 beer max. Think I was 14. #shrinkthegame

[Rick “No Foreplay” Johnson @DanNFJohnson]

@Avery4Heisman_ Ethan,

Clearly you have been letting naysayers know for a while now. Glad to see there are so many exciting individuals like yourself on X these days.

Dan