Dan Patrick

God bless Texas. God bless Donald Trump. God bless SB6.

[Dan Patrick @DanPatrickTXGOP]

@ArcherBM @SpeakerStraus So true, Archer. Texas men are cutting off their penises and taking estrogen to get a peek in a women's restroom. #amputation #itsworthit

[Dan Patrick @DanPatrickTXGOP]

Absolutely @ArcherBM. I will also protect her from the boogeyman and el chupacabra. @SpeakerStraus won't. #txlege #MAGA #priorities #GOP https://t.co/L2ULMxJ3E7

[Archer Bowman @ArcherBM]

@DanPatrickTXGOP @SpeakerStraus The most important thing you can do right now is protect my daughter from men who want to share her locker room. I'm sad that's an issue.

[Dan Patrick @DanPatrickTXGOP]

@billoreilly @NYCBwestbury Holly looks shellshocked. How much do you scream at her, Bill?

[Dan Patrick @DanPatrickTXGOP]

@JohnCornyn Yeah, @kurteichenwald. If you are interested in "scientific" Big Bad John is your go-to guy. #MAGA #corny #texastextbook

[Dan Patrick @DanPatrickTXGOP]

@EricTrump @LaraLeaTrump @realDonaldTrump My sources in DC tell me that Eric had to eat with Ivanka's kids on a foldout card table in Chelsea Clinton's old bedroom. #ouch #GOP #MAGA

[Dan Patrick @DanPatrickTXGOP]

@Toth_4_Texas @DanPatrick It's so pimp that I've got guys like Steve supporting me over an incident that has nothing to do with my bathroom bill. #whosyourdaddy #SB6

[Dan Patrick @DanPatrickTXGOP]

@JohnDOrtiz @JasonWhitely @wfaachannel8 @DanPatrick @GregAbbott_TX My job is appealing to small town Texas bigots. Have you not figured that out? #SB6 #txlege #doyourjobJohnbecauseIvegotminecovered

[Dan Patrick @DanPatrickTXGOP]

@monicaannboyd @DanPatrick Look, Monica. My priority is #whopeeswhere. Foster kids, schools, highways all take 2nd billing. #SBD #txlege #priorities #bigotsloveme

[Dan Patrick @DanPatrickTXGOP]

@PatrickSvitek @DanPatrick While Mike's been quietly stumping I've been quietly hiding in bathroom stalls to perform covert pee checks. #itswhatIdo #SB6 #txlege #MAGA

[Dan Patrick @DanPatrickTXGOP]

@rulecharter @DanPatrick Just wait 'til I'm governor, pal. I'll be personally pulling down the pants of each person walking into a TX bathroom #peechecks #underrated

[Dan Patrick @DanPatrickTXGOP]

@ryanpatrick177 @TomOliverson Essential legislation. I'm so over worrying about these foster kids in Texas. Let's get the emojis straightened out! #txlege #priorities

[Dan Patrick @DanPatrickTXGOP]

@EricTrump My boy Eric is smooth. Not everybody at St Judes is "dying" but it sounds so much more powerful! #comeatEricandlose #dyingkids #MAGA #GOP

[Dan Patrick @DanPatrickTXGOP]

@EricTrump That's, right, Eric! What's the big deal about taking $20k or so from sick kids to buy a portrait of yourself? #thekidswontknow #discount

[Dan Patrick @DanPatrickTXGOP]

@putkids1st @RafaelAnchia Who pees where. Duh. #txlege #MAGA #GOP #priorities

[Dan Patrick @DanPatrickTXGOP]

@VP @NASA_Johnson Buddy- there may be a couple lady astronauts there so keep a couple Christian dudes between you and them at all times #staysafe #mikesrules

[Dan Patrick @DanPatrickTXGOP]

@km_schwartz @MattRinaldiTX I got chills when he called ICE on the Mexican protestors. Matt loves the unborn unless they're unborn Mexicans. #hero #MAGA #txlege #ICE

[Dan Patrick @DanPatrickTXGOP]

@MarkWigginsTX I am honoring those thousands of brave Texans who have lost their lives to vicious bathroom attacks by the transgendered.#SB6 #MAGA #txlege

[Dan Patrick @DanPatrickTXGOP]

@MarkWigginsTX Who needs doctors? All Texans can go to my boy Steve Hotze for his snake oil.#MAGA #priorities #whopeeswhere #snakeoil #txlege

[Dan Patrick @DanPatrickTXGOP]

@VanTaylorTX @GovAbbott @DanPatrick @MattShaheen That legacy is allowing me to further my political career by appealing to the worst instincts of small town bigots! God Bless America! #MAGA

[Dan Patrick @DanPatrickTXGOP]

@scottbraddock @james4texas @DanPatrick My buddy Steve's snake oil is not going to sell itself to women. The #TMB needs to let him do his thing! #histhingissnakeoil #MAGA #txlege