It’s polling day!
Don’t forget to plaster over all forms of social media your voting intentions and your hatred for all others that don’t agree with you
Just in case they give a fuck
Harry Kane pretended he was fit to play, came back and ruined his team’s performance all for the chance to claim personal glory. Same guy who stole a teammate’s goal by swearing on his daughter. Same guy who lost England a World Cup semi-final by refusing to pass to Sterling.