Dan Philpin

Veni Vidi Vici..I came, I saw, I conquered

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@GuyCodes @MichaelFarewell 😂😂😂😂

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@SamanthaxMaier you are white enough to be one...

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@MensHumor @jchaps60

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That feeling when your head hits the pillow in your own bed at home 😍😍😍

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@katarinaweigel 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/YSfdQRv8S4

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https://t.co/Dk2qEJInZ0 😂😂😂

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When people on your train start to fight over someone's phone being on speaker 😂😂😳

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@LifeAsBros @jchaps60

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When you come home from work & the heat doesn't work 🙃🔫

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@DanPhilpin they can look down, not then lol

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Food for your brain..just think about that for a minuet

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Well tonight was better than I expected it to be 😁

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Let the long list of problems with the Sti begin 😒🔫

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@arod10541 @ClassicDadMoves lmfaooooo at least I know it's my car

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😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/YR06drmGhX

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@SamanthaxMaier @MichaelFarewell Too bad, who introduced you two fools...that's right, me

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@SamanthaxMaier nah you gotta share @MichaelFarewell with me