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@HnryDefense @God_Questioner Sure

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@HnryDefense @God_Questioner Never happened

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@LKrauss1 @OriginsProject Through every square centimeter of your body, no?

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@pam__21_ Why is everyone complaining about ketchup? They said it wasn't an option...

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@davegreenidge57 Anyone can see that globe isn't Ike's, it's a globe bar, for booze.

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@cturnbull1968 No, no, this is when you flip Trump math and correctly say he rounded them up by 934%.

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@Sofia50020Sofia People don't follow directions anymore

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@DrNeilStone You're no fun anymore

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@FFRF I wonder how that poll was worded. As opposed to what?

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@LinneaReilly20 @RealOxfordComma Start with telling me which one of your two examples without one doesn't work. I sincerely can't tell which one you mean.

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@LinneaReilly20 @RealOxfordComma What are you on about? Those both work. Oxford commas are not always necessary.

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@ImBreckWorsham The broken one (obviously not Ike's) is to hide booze in.

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@PoetsAnonn @Sonderisfon It is.

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@BATFORCELEGENDS @Sonderisfon The Heimlich only dislodges food stuck in your windpipe. What you'd have to do is punch them in the gut or stick a spoon down their throat!

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@ScottJenningsKY Her hands are smarter than his brain.

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@GodlyAction It's great how this sort of nonsense is fading away, slowly. It can't happen fast enough.

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@PithSci And here all this while I thought that the Bloch Constant was only usually smaller than the Ahlfors-Grunsky value. Live and learn!

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@shesrideordie I hope it's not lost on anyone that you can change the question to "Why are women so afraid of men?" and it looks like the list was originally written for that!

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@EricIdle Splitties, as we say in the biz, are accepted as standard in modern English.

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@mariewalsh18 Why a canoe? Never heard of a waterbed?