✡️ I’m a fantasy author and cohost of the @dmiwpodcast. My first novel Thunderstruck is out now. My mother loved it. I love Jar Jar Binks & I hate Gnomes.
Today is my books release day. A day I never thought I’d see. Three years ago I thought my writing dream was dead. Then I connected with everyone here in the #WritingCommmunity I met the incredible people at @LostBoysPress who for some damn reason took a chance on me.
Being a parent is a lot like being a peon in the OG Warcraft games and your kids are the ones clicking on you.
Zug zug?
Something need doing?
QUITTTT POKING ME
My wife works at a sleepaway summer camp. This year, they’ve decided to have camp puppies (they’re adorable). They’ve also hired puppy specialists to train and look after the puppies while at camp.
I’ve never wanted a job title more on my resume then Puppy Specalist.
(Me sitting next to my three year old son)
3: I love you
Me: Aw! thanks buddy, love you too!
(3 looks at me like I’m insane, then shakes his head)
3: No, no daddy, I love Lightnin MaKween
Me: ….sigh, yeah same here buddy. Same here.
Hey yall,
Been awhile since I’ve tried to be active on social media. But I’m going to try since I miss you all.
So let me reintroduce myself. Hi, my name is Daniel. I’m a published author of a book I really should relist and a co-host of a podcast that’s been on hiatus
What if I started a podcast with two of my best friends. And we talked about writing, ridiculous life stories, interviewed authors and read some of the least (or most depending on your perspective) sexy scenes ever written?
What if, after a long hiatus we were making a comeback?
Holy heck! We only have 5 days left to get 8 more backers on our dnd-inspired modern superhero horror comedy book! If you like silly jokes, badass action, and humans making art and telling stories, check it out!
Sending our love and support to friend of DMIW, Lisa Graves, whose husband suddenly and tragically passed away.
Please consider donating and/or sharing this fundraiser to help support her and her family during this impossibly difficult time. ❤️ https://t.co/qSomO6YhDb
A little nugget from my year end Goodreads review.
Bobo Mandrell Jr. wherever you are, I’m honored to be the only person to have read your book.
Being on a podcast has you doing some strange things sometimes. 😂
🚨 NEW EPISODE! 🚨
Ep. 125: The One Where Dina Learns What an Orgasm Is
This one has EVERYTHING:
Reboot Roulette
Creepy whisper voicemails
A cursed baby foreskin bed analogy
Writing updates
Dina’s cult-era sex-ed story
Internet nostalgia
Daniel reboots the Bible into Mad Max
🚨 NEW EPISODE! 🚨
Ep. 125: The One Where Dina Learns What an Orgasm Is
This one has EVERYTHING:
Reboot Roulette
Creepy whisper voicemails
A cursed baby foreskin bed analogy
Writing updates
Dina’s cult-era sex-ed story
Internet nostalgia
Daniel reboots the Bible into Mad Max