Dan Cook

[Dan Cook @DanRCook18]

@JoeDeezy13 @Hogdale_ Hammond is an absolute shithole and so are the surrounding areas. Arlington is a billion times better

[Dan Cook @DanRCook18]

swamp ass made my underwear look like a Rorschach test

[That Catholic Guy 🇻🇦 @Catholic_bro]

The Catholic Church’s triumph over paganism is so complete that the very place where Christians were once fed to lions is now the same place where the Pope freely carries the Cross

[trap dad @dude_gang]

telling her “good comms” during sex

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqper]

the toilet at work flinches when I unbuckle my belt

[Dan Cook @DanRCook18]

@DJTipss @__OnlyTruth_ Just watch gay porn if you wana see a dudes lay on each other

[Dan Cook @DanRCook18]

#UFC326 Not a hot take. No wrestler should be in the BMF shot. Crotch sniffers through

[Dan Cook @DanRCook18]

@ottrTweets PTFO

[Dan Cook @DanRCook18]

@Joltzdude139 @Borderlands Thanks for the reply, bigger fan now lol. I’ll give it a try thank you.

[Dan Cook @DanRCook18]

@Borderlands @Joltzdude139 #Borderlands4 can’t grapple the last one. Any tips on how to fix this?

[Borderlands @Borderlands]

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[Katie Martensen @katiemartensen1]

Just uploaded a review for the new Batman movie. I would give it a solid 8.5 out of 10. Check it out! https://t.co/9GUwtnAmdx via @The_Vidette

[Katie Martensen @katiemartensen1]

Five things to do this weekend in Bloomington-Normal https://t.co/2XlBoPfaR3 via @The_Vidette

[Dan Cook @DanRCook18]

@thedickbutkus Do online receipt Dick, you’ll only get a receipt that’ll fill your whole inbox

[FTX @FTX_Official]

Leaked footage of halftime rehearsal

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