Dan Samways

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[Topz @tophz_]

HR: What’s your current salary?

Candidate: $150,000.

HR: What’s your salary expectation?

Candidate: Somewhere around $190,000–$200,000.

HR: Sorry, that’s outside our budget.

Candidate: What’s the budget for the role?

HR: $120,000–$130,000.

Candidate: Then why wasn’t that listed in the job posting?

HR: Company policy. We don’t want people applying just for the money.

Candidate: Respectfully, nobody should have to burn a vacation day, sit through multiple interviews, and take time away from their current job just to discover the position pays $20,000–$30,000 LESS than what they’re already making…

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@Ticketmancity looking for 2 X tickets for West Ham this Saturday. Don’t have to be together.

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@CitySpare looking for 2 X tickets for West Ham? Don’t have to be together.

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@StoolFootball @FootyLimbs James Milner

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@chidokai96

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@FionnPhelan Still after a ticket?

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Two tickets for maverick Sabre tonight,
£25 each standing.

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@NM_sport @BitchMannon

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@blairmcleod94 @SparesMCFC Can I buy please?

[Aylesbury United FC @AylesburyUtdFC]

Riddick hits the crossbar with a bicycle kick!

2-0

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@Stopthatrooney @chidokai96

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@HarleyBond96 @SparesMCFC Still available mate?

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@Annemcfc9320 @SparesMCFC If still available? I’ll take

[Abbots Langley Club FC @AbbotsLangleyFC]

Match report from one of our own on the win vs @ChessUnitedFC

We think a future in Sports Journalism is calling 🤔 @mcdonnell_jack

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@roshjul @cameronJquinn post Badger

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Tottenham have called off interest in hiring Antonio Conte as manager after listening to his demands during talks, per multiple reports.

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@PeterCrouchPod @eltonofficial @LucknNeat @CliveTyldesley @MajesticOnline @tomfordyce @petercrouch @Chris_Stark @LucasHalligan3 unreal 😂

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@bradyates_ @BitchMannon