Mussels Schuld

cagney-ass lookin' muthafucka... bass 4ever in @cousindud

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Dear nerds. Tightening the screws on your glasses without glasses is brutal. Sorry i ever doubted your struggle.

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So... are all of you fucking cowards on both sides finally ready for a @BernieSanders yet?

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In the houses of tall men, the shitters are too high.

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If #SupremeCourt actually limits porn access, I'm organizing a "jerk-in" at the Capitol. #January69th

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@VinnyCitrus 50 yards from my daughter. 100 if my scope is dialed in proper.

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@VinnyCitrus @elonmusk Handies for the prince?

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Where do they find these guys?!

Fan react after Chicago Bears fire head coach Matt Eberflus https://t.co/z33WCHSxkS

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@TonyHinchcliffe It's not Dark Humor just because you wrote it from deep in the closet.

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@RichardEHagen1 @SPOTNEWSonIG What the fuck are you talking about? Honestly, i want to know. Is there such a system? How does it work? Does it further entrench us in a surveillance society? So many questions. This comment requires significant exposition

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@Brandon4Chicago I voted for you. Clean up the tent cities in our parks. Thanks

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#neverforget @JDVance just said migrants should get paid at least minimum wage. Demonstrating that: a.) he understands the word "minimum" b.) he thinks employers are gonna get Americans to do the same job at that price. c.) we import our slaves now.

This dude is creepy

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Godzilla Minus One/No Limit

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The call me Mystik Dan.

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@X____MC @fulcrum_us Enlighten us, please. Where? When? How? And why?

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Your accusations of gaslighting would mean something to me, if i could only remember what gaslighting actually means.

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Kelce post-game interview... amiright.

https://t.co/Ek3LRF7NdT

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My father can recite his driver's license number by memory, and he thinks that's not insane.

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@TaylorStreet312 @ChicagoContrar1 @CDRosa Anyone who lived in that neighborhood before all the rich kids moved in would know that fishman is total piece of shit.

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@Javiermelgar100 @ChicagoContrar1 @CDRosa Yes

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@ChicagoContrar1 @CDRosa Fishman owns that building. He's a notoriously cruel landlord. Years ago he evicted many of the tenants with no warning (don't know all the details), in order to exorbitantly raise rent. Fishman is garbage. You need to do your research before making claims of anti-semitism