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Fucking ridiculous that it’s illegal to walk around outside with a beer

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About to watch coraline for the first time. Wish me luck! 🤞

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Didn’t win the lottery today, UGH!!!!

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Who was alanis morissette’s bass player?! Holy moly!!👍🏻😃👏

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If 100 dudes collectively agree to take in a gorilla one at a time that’s just natural selection

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Me on wheel of fortune: “Id like to buy ALL the vowels, every single one of them even Y sometimes”

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I really gotta stop doing so much ketamine before going to TGI Fridays

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Look at all the dust and the Brie

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Dogs would be so much better at climbing ladders if they just looked down

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This is how i imagine Miley Cyrus felt when everyone was wondering who that chick with rocking kicks was

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Just watched pitch perfect final performance… chills

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Can someone make me a red 40 candle

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Should I watch the green mile or matt rifes new standup special rn?

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@kamrynshelly Thank you for liking my post! As a small business owner I respect all the positive feedback I get from you guys, so i really appreciate this comment!!

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How i feel when i swallow my gum (i know it’s gonna be in my digestive tract for 7 years)