Dan Sebree

Founder and host of Super Dope Comedy. Host of Ramblin Rambler’s Comedy Show. Co-host of the Interruption Mic. all my homies love Raymond. he/they/raymond

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This quarantine is the closest any of us millennials will get to retirement.

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@vincentcuratola My estimation of you as a man has plummeted.

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@VivekGRamaswamy @elonmusk Cunt

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@VivekGRamaswamy @elonmusk You two are such cunts

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@SenWarren Then do something you stupid asshole

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@realDonaldTrump Cool neck pussy

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@BillSimmons @HousefromDC Bengals are 0-3, aren’t going to the playoffs. 6 teams have gone to the playoffs after starting 0-3, 1 since 2000, none have ever won the Super Bowl. This year is over.

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I worked really hard today at work. I never want to do that again.

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This app sucks nuts, I can even post a stand up clip without paying

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I’ll have been doing stand up for 10 years in a few days. My goal for the year is to somehow open for @NickSwardson

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Did you know that Michael Jackson was in a Rob Zombie cover band? They were called “The Devil’s Re-He-Ject’s.”

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I know it’s bad, but god damn it if child soldiers aren’t cute.

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Some people call it trauma dumping, I call it reminiscing

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Delta 8 is Christian weed.

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My favorite thing about doing stand up is farting in the sound booth.

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Are the suburbs good or bad? Does it count a gentrification or your gentrifying nature?

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It’s weird to me that the Bible tells us Jesus had a foot fetish and like no one talks about it.

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Gonna get a tramp stamp that says “I’m with stupid ⬇️”

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No fucking way Trump only weights 215

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My favorite furry is Joe Camel.

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I clap a lot.