Dan Shott

Public Policy at Meta - but opinions here are my own.

UMich alum x2.

Former Hill staffer.

Year-round hot coffee drinker.

[Dan Shott @DanShott]

Feckless, weak and tragic.

When we elect people who openly hate the institution they serve, this is the result.

[Brennan Murphy @brenonade]

REPORTER: "Do you think there's any role for congress to play in reaction [to the Tennessee shooting]?"

BURCHETT: "I don't see any real role that we could do other than mess things up."

[Dugs @yuggs513]

“So you paid for a subscription to watch Reds baseball this year?”

“That’s right.”

“And the team has been terrible your entire life?”

“That’s correct Dave”

“And you thought that this year would be different?”

“Yes”

“Are the games at least fun to watch?”

“No”

“Is the broadcast at least enjoyable?”

“No Dave”

[Dan Shott @DanShott]

MAGA hero Buster Posey

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

My guess why Buster Posey skipped his interview with KNBR this morning:

Posey is a Christian. He's probably sick of these pitchers & his faith being a punching bag for intolerant, hateful liberal media, so he didn't want to add more fuel to the fire by rightfully defending their religious liberty.

The media has been militant & insufferable throughout this Pride Night controversy. He was clearly irritated with them Tuesday not honoring his request to just talk about baseball, so maybe the team made the decision to have a top executive (Larry Baer) speak about inclusion and pander to the LGBTQ community, rather than spark more outrage with Posey refusing to bow down to the liberals.

[Dan Shott @DanShott]

Stress ball lmao

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

"Mr secretary! The floor is hers. You know, there is a chairman. That's me" -- even the Republican committee chair is losing patience with Markwayne Mullin, who is gripping a stress ball as he clearly struggles to control his temper

[Dan Shott @DanShott]

Inception 6/10 is wild

[John Iadarola @johniadarola]

Do you ever wonder what you'll have to pretend to believe tomorrow? Next week? Next year?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Watters: Is like blind loyalty to an idiot, does that override that?

Jessica: Well, you do blind loyalty to an idiot every day.

[Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppy_haze]

citizen, you are forbidden from seeing the pool which is fine but also sabotaged

[Dan Shott @DanShott]

Probably nothing

[Kareem Rifai 🌐 @KareemRifai]

This is an utterly insane story: 25,000 documents reviewed by WaPo indicate that throughout Tulsi's career, her political moves were controlled by her guru, cult leader Chris Butler.

This woman was leading the world's largest intelligence apparatus.
https://t.co/6Enu7JgMgR

[The Empathic Torturer @finestsoup]

Toy Story 6 should be about Mr. Shark and his sick Woody impression. God damn what an artist

[onionweigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher]

probably nothing

[Dan Shott @DanShott]

GO GO USA! CERTAINLY THROUGH!

[Dan Shott @DanShott]

#usmnt

[Dan Shott @DanShott]

@OffDaHook35 Would probably trade a 52 Mantle for this. Not a PSA 4, but at least a PSA 2

[Dan Shott @DanShott]

@gurucollects A thread of people mad about the card they can't afford. Incredible stuff

[Dan Shott @DanShott]

Hey @politico, please stop replaying my trauma with these emails.

[Dan Shott @DanShott]

Can Trump invade my house next?

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“I have totally defeated you and also transferred $300 billion dollars into your bank account”

[Dan Shott @DanShott]

Goals fr

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

Knicks are 101-57 with a championship since Tracy Morgan threw up on the court, and if that isn’t standing up for your guy I don’t know what is.

[Dan Shott @DanShott]

@brandon1an @sneakermarketro Lmao, somehow worse that it just being a panda with a box logo