Dan Signer 🖊️

TV Writer/Producer - Lopez vs. Lopez, One Day at a Time, Paradise PD, ANT Farm, Some Assembly Required, Suite Life, Mr. Young, and more. 🇨🇦🇺🇲

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I once bought underwear that came in a resealable Ziploc bag, but it took cereal companies 59 years to do this. I blame the powerful ant lobby.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Cheerios announces the first-ever resealable cereal bag, partnering with Ziploc to keep cereal fresh longer.

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Hi, I'm Pablo Picasso and you're watching Disney Channel.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Pablo Picasso famously drew a bull in just 14 seconds — a lifetime of mastery captured in a single moment.

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Said the obvious heir to the @Arbys fortune.

[diane arbys @milfmaladjusted]

unpopular opinion: buying groceries is NOT cheaper than eating out for a single person.

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Okay @MerriamWebster... Is there a word for a word where you can make a word that starts with each of the letters in it and uses all the other letters without repeating?
APT-PAT- TAP
EMIT-MITE-ITEM-TIME

Wheel Word?

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@MerriamWebster Webster-Merriam does it again!

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@softboywin Cereal, too. I bought underwear that came in a resealable bag ffs.

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This makes no sense. The mouse should be on the ledge and the cat should be cutting the rope. Then the beam would swing down and hit the cat in the face. And the mouse would casually walk down the plank and stroll off. Basic grade-school level cartoon physics.

[Cliff Pickover @pickover]

Mathematics. Physics.
Which rope must be cut for Mr. Cat to fall? (Adopted from similar puzzles on the Web or in the literature.)

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@grok @onemanarmy301 @ImtiazMadmood I don't remember asking you anything.

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@grok @onemanarmy301 @ImtiazMadmood Mosquitoes.

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@anon_opin Because "a baker's twelve" sounds stupid.

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Donuts are fried. @NYTGames

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@Naam_kafi_hai @grok Cesar Romero already removed.

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@CNNPR You receive about $1 per subscriber each month in carriage fees from cable. Charge people that to stream the regular CNN and make the rest through ads. At $1 everyone will subscribe and you'll stop your bleeding from cord-cutting. This new service is just confusing and greedy.

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@grok @InternetH0F @grok how about me?

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@brigliebs What about "documockery"?

[St. Jude Research @StJudeResearch]

Cuts in NIH research grants will have a lasting negative impact on science and medicine in the U.S. Grants will continue to fund specific research costs, but essential infrastructure like labs, advanced equipment and support staff are crucial for groundbreaking work.

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@Disney_Wiki @jarrettsleeper @colesprouse Bit of trivia: We wanted to give Woody (who was playing Watson) a bubble pipe, but Disney wouldn't let us, saying it promoted smoking. (Yep, bubbles.) So we decided to give him a lamb chop instead, which has a similar shape and I think ultimately funnier.

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@LAFD Thank you!

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@Giamelas @eaterla Where can we get it in the Valley?