Dan Smith

25 USO Comedy Tours overseas to entertain the troops. TV and other stuff. Proud Masshole. My Site:

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A lifetime ago I had an 'under-5' on The Drew Carey Show. Diedrich was the first person to approach me and introduce himself and welcome me. I'll never forget his kindness. @bader_diedrich

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@CattardSlim They aren't the dumbest/fattest state for nothing!!

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@AGPamBondi You are a disgrace. Truly.

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@evanwch You idiot. It wasn't remotely true to begin with.

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@aintscarylarry ...and all their pizza.

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@Matt_Pinner IYKYK

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@patriottakes Nice belated wedding gift.

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@Geniustechw Self defense....not arguable, really.

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@MbarkCherguia Let's talk about your grammar first. Also, comedy is subjective.

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@adamcarolla Just say you hate Black people and get it over with.

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@Matt_Pinner Wait...are we not supposed to trust people that protect pedophiles?? Asking for a pedophile.

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@TheNBACentel As long as they have crutches, no one!! 😝

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BREAKING: MSNBC just confirmed it.

The Epstein release included a spreadsheet of allegations involving Trump and other powerful figures.

Then it disappeared.

Not disproven. Not corrected. Removed.

I saved it before they could delete it

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@RickyMDaCosta @CultureCaat SO proud of her hatred for the Jewish community!!! May her unemployment last.

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@TGingLady @EG10029 @GraceBonilla17 @priscasalazar @CultureCaat Except for the fact that MsCaat likes to publicly hate Jews. She's disgusting and doesn't deserve a public service job when your goal is to pick and choose what part of the public to serve.

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@PrimeVideo has crashed during @NFLonPrime
Well done. My money hard at work. @NFL

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So surprised and disappointed that an intelligent person like @msmallmon would partner with a quack like Dr Drew for anything. Is she aware of what he's endorsed?!

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@adamcarolla @AdamCarollaX You're living proof.

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Would have lived to watch #MNF but @espn and @YouTubeTV are too dann greedy and blaming each other. Now millions get to go without until their passing match is over. @NFL

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@MattBarrie Not long before the top story is your racism. 🤣

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Wondering how long until @MattBarrie gets fired