Dan Snyder Cares

I care so much, I had to start using Twitter. Some of you may rightly believe that this is a parody.

[Dan Snyder Cares @DanSnyderCares]

But as I leave you, I want you to know: just think how much you're going to be missing. You don't have Snyder to kick around anymore.

[Dan Snyder Cares @DanSnyderCares]

“Fuck the NFL and fuck Dan Snyder.”

https://t.co/Etb8BuNGiU

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The #Commanders and Josh Harris have a deal.

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What is a statue if not an opportunity to sell more merch?

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Commanders were set to reveal a Sean Taylor statue today.

Dan Snyder went with a mannequin instead

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Looks like a sellout to me.

[Kristie Rieken @kristieAP]

Update. Crowd after halftime isn’t even sparse. 😐#aggies

[Dan Snyder Cares @DanSnyderCares]

This account has been a colossal waste of everyone’s time. I thank you.

#RIPTwitter

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Elon tanked Twitter even faster than I tanked DC’s football team.

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Wasn’t an accident. That baby knows what it did.

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Cake Tommand!

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Monday Night __________

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Eagles-Washington on Monday Night Football

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They say I’m a parody, but how would a parody act differently than the actual Daniel Snyder has these past few years?

[Dan Snyder Cares @DanSnyderCares]

What should I use to deflect in my response to @AGKarlRacine’s lawsuit?

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Putting Goodell and the League in this lawsuit isn’t fair, @AGKarlRacine! What are you trying to do, drive a wedge between me and the other owners?

[Dan Snyder Cares @DanSnyderCares]

Siri, which countries do not have extradition treaties with the United States?

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Who wouldn’t want a workplace culture based on Britney’s 2003 hit?

[David Aldridge @davidaldridgedc]

Racine: "Mr. Snyder was not only aware of the toxic culture in his organization, he encouraged it, and participated in it."

[Dan Snyder Cares @DanSnyderCares]

Definitely do not tune in live for @AGKarlRacine’s press conference right now announcing a lawsuit against me, the Commanders, the NFL, and Roger Goodell: https://t.co/IRzmSoRfBU