Daniel Spenser

Title design. Graphics/animation for TV (Samantha Bee, John Oliver, Adult Swim, The Onion, other stuff.) Music stuff. Played a sk8er boi on Better Call Saul.

[Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser]

I forgot that I bandwagon'd and set this up a little while ago so now I am bandwagoning again by reminding you to follow me on this other website. Just look for the photo of me looking like I am being forced to read this.

[Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser]

Apparently any art you upload to this site can be used to train AI? This is unacceptable. AI, please don't train using my artwork, especially this one.

[Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser]

FINALLY some good news

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Amanda Seyfried has found the ultimate work-life balance. https://t.co/NXIeWVyWRI

[Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser]

People Magazine: "Sexiest Man Alive"
Creeple Magazine: "Sexiest Man, Alive?"

[Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser]

Jew in Amsterdam here, feeling totally safe and fine. If a bunch of soccer hooligans chanted about exterminating my children I would also push them into a canal. Please, everyone, I implore you actually learn what happened.

https://t.co/BUnHhEdxja

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

“Let the IDF win and f*ck the Arabs, Olè Olè. Why is school out in Gaza? There are no children left there.”

Any condemnation for this?

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

If any other group of football fans had gone to a foreign city, chanted racist stuff, torn down flags, and then got attacked by locals... would they be presented as victims of a pogrom? I mean come on.

[Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser]

I forgot that I bandwagon'd and set this up a little while ago so now I am bandwagoning again by reminding you to follow me on this other website. Just look for the photo of me looking like I am being forced to read this.

[Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser]

California, what the fuck are you guys doing?

[Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser]

READ THE ROOM GUMBY

[GumbyCentral @GumbyCentral]

💚Gumby Socks💛

Available now at

https://t.co/o5Xhnl4ze3

[Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser]

{Sweet Melissa voice}
🎵Fake Melania🎵

[Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser]

Kids today will never know the satisfaction of licking an envelope, putting it in a mailbox and waiting for your friend to receive the piece of paper you licked.

[Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser]

Honestly so tired of stuff not boding well. Can we get some better boders please??

[Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser]

I can handle being stuck in muck but when there is also mire???

[Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser]

@ChaseMit @bryanbrinkman I hope SNL doesn't sue SNL for this.

[Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser]

You really haven't tasted wine until you've sipped it from one of the empty Nutella jars I use as drinking glasses.

[Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser]

Ever go to a zoo and think "I wish this was just fish?" Hi, I'm Dave Aquarium...

[Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser]

Dracula: {Getting a bunch of wires crossed} "Blahhh! Votey Christmas!"

[Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser]

Happy anniversary to my worm costume.

[Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser]

I am a worm.

[Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser]

While everyone else is yelling "Go Seletons" and "Go Dracula" I am yelling "Go Robert Mueller and the rule of law."