DanSplaining

Conservative | Christian | 2A | End the Fed |Small Business Owner | Anti-Vax | If there’s no meat it’s just a snack

[DanSplaining @DanSplaining]

I want to be this type of old man someday.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This is what the older generations should try and do more often

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Brilliant!

[Mark the Caddie @caddietales]

American ingenuity 😜

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@marupomemaru Wife material…

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@recap_david Renovate

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Anyone who works on their own stuff will get this.

[DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 @1Nicdar]

My son was showing me his new 300 piece toolset, so I stole his 10mm socket to teach him a valuable life lesson. 😬

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@TommiPedruzzi Claude

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Selling my grandpas bench seat truck is one of my greatest regrets.

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@kjckikyo If I was dating 1 of these girls I wouldn’t be able to tell which one she was when they’re all together.

[DanSplaining @DanSplaining]

I used to sell whole life insurance and this is 100% correct. It’s why I left the industry. I felt like I was lying through every sale.

[Jeremy @Jeremybtc]

A whole life insurance policy for a healthy 30 year old costs $440 a month.

A term life policy with the exact same $500,000 coverage costs $21 a month.

That's a $419 difference every month.

If you bought the term policy and invested that $419 difference into an S&P 500 index fund from age 30 to 65, you'd have over $1.6 million sitting in your account.

And your family is still fully covered the entire time.

Whole life insurance is a scam.

[DanSplaining @DanSplaining]

I live in MN. I would love if the Lake Minnetonka area seceded from Minneapolis. (Hennepin county)

[Lauren Witzke @LaurenWitzkeDE]

White people in Buckhead Georgia tried to secede from Atlanta, but the state told they couldn’t because they would take away 90% of the tax revenue from the city…

We’ll see how this Canadian secession attempt goes, but here are several ongoing secession examples in the US…

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@sweatystartup Ideas

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The ice on the lake I live on went out yesterday and I was the first on the lake to get their dock in.

I run a side hustle dock and lift business and have about 70+ left to do between now and May 15th.

If this was a clients dock the bill would have been $600 for 2.5 hrs work.

Air temp: 35 degrees
Water temp: 35 degrees

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@paya_paya_kun The view of my dock at sunrise on a summer morning. I live in a house on a lake and am blessed to be able to go boating everyday if I’d like.

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@AAStack Each tattoo represents a dude she’s been with. The more the worse… best to have none.

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@roikfbuwgc254 Bonfires down by the lake at my house are some of my favorite activities.

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@DudespostingWs I hope they get married and pump out a bunch of kids … the alternative is not as good…

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@privateeyeruss

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@EpochTimes It should be changed to land owning citizens.

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@patriot_savvy The Stanley cup holds 209 fluid oz’s.

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@strallweat This reminds me so much of my college years (04-11).