Dan Squire 🐀

Stand up | @oxfordimps | Debut novel available on Amazon maybe if I write it? he/him

[Dan Squire 🐀 @DanSquire007]

I don't know why I've entered my wide persona, but ok

[Dan Squire 🐀 @DanSquire007]

I'm on TikTok! And I'm writing a book! Get involved 👇 TT: dan_squire

[Adam Mastroianni @a_m_mastroianni]

There are two kinds of problems: strong-link problems and weak-link problems.

Weak-link: quality depends on how good the *worst* things are

Strong-link: quality depends on how good the *best* things are

[Dan Squire 🐀 @DanSquire007]

@questacon hey! I visited Questacon on the weekend and I'm hoping you can help me remember something? You have a screen (in 'Fundamental' maybe?) which overlays different patterns like concentric circles, hexagons, etc, to produce new patterns. What's the name of this effect?

[Dan Squire 🐀 @DanSquire007]

@AlexanderFoxEtc Harry Potter and the Deathly Heil-lows

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@parkrunAU I have a barcode from parkrun in the UK, can I use this in Australia too? Or do I need to set up a new account? Thanks!

[Dan Squire 🐀 @DanSquire007]

@SLC_Repayment Hi, I'm trying to update my details but haven't logged into my account for years, so have forgotten my password. I need to update my contact details to log in, but I can't call your intl number. Do you have an email address? Otherwise there's no way for me to update.

[Fergus Craig @FergusCraig]

It's already New Year in New Zealand. That's what happens when you have a woman Prime Minister who knows what she's doing. UK lagging behind again.

[Dan Squire 🐀 @DanSquire007]

at the world cup final, when someone asks my nationality

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me and the boys putting on a traditional cultural performance to celebrate when England win the world cup

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

The launch party Microsoft Windows 1995

[Dan Squire 🐀 @DanSquire007]

Thank you concussion protocols for introducing us to this certified Iranian hottie
#ENGIRN

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@AlexanderFoxEtc

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[alex 🐀 @tinysnekcomics]

why would i pay $8 to get a blue check if i could put a rat next to my name for free???

i’m calling on everyone to join me in becoming #RatVerified

[Dan Squire 🐀 @DanSquire007]

they have a different concept of safety down under

[Dan Squire 🐀 @DanSquire007]

you can't tell me French is a serious language when they have an actual letter in their alphabet which is just a minecraft dick and balls

[Dan Squire 🐀 @DanSquire007]

likelihood of being hit by lightning in Nevada? 0/10
likelihood in Florida or New Jersey? >100%

[Ed Miliband @Ed_Miliband]

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[Dan Squire 🐀 @DanSquire007]

@mattyj612 A couple I've read in the last couple of years which might appeal. Biased towards slightly weirder fiction:

No One Is Talking About This - Patricia Lockwood

My Father's Diet - Adrian Nathan West

The Sellout - Paul Beatty

Anything by Ottessa Moshfegh, especially Eileen.

[Dan Squire 🐀 @DanSquire007]

@mattyj612 I think it's useful to read Sally Rooney's books for what they say about the modern literary zeitgeist, but I also found them frustrating. A good stepping off point though to compare other books against though.