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[Sturdzz @DanSturdz]

@Activision put that battle royal blackout back on warzone now you money hungry bafoons

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨👀 Harry Maguire: “It’s going to be a BIG summer. We know that for Manchester United”.

“It's going to be a big recruitment in the management department, and I'm sure that the hierarchy will get it right”, told The Standard.

[Sturdzz @DanSturdz]

How is that a red card if the other end wasn’t a pen for amad wtf

[PurelyFootball ℗ @PurelyFootball]

🗣️ Bruno Fernandes: "I will never forget where I was when I was given the opportunity to come here four years ago. I was standing in the closet in our bedroom in Lisbon. My agent had rang me up around 10 o'clock at night, and my daughter was only three years old at the time, so that was bedtime for us. I went into the little closet to be quiet.

I always told my agent, during my whole career, "I never want to hear about any transfer until it's 100% real. I don't want to be distracted unless there is an offer."

So l knew if he was calling me at that hour, something was going on.

I shut the door and I said, "Miguel? Yeah?"
He said, "Are you ready to hear the news?"
I said, "About what?"
"About going."
"Going where? Spurs?"
"United."

"Are you joking?"
"No, no. I'm serious. United. It's done. It's just on you now. What do you want to do?"
I didn't even reply. I started fighting back tears.

But you know the feeling when you are trying to hold it in, so the other person doesn't realise you're crying, and you can't even speak?
He said, "Bruno? Bruno? Hello?"
At that moment, my wife, Ana, comes looking for me in the bedroom.

"Bruno??? Bruno???"
She opens the door.
"What's going on? Why are you in the closet?"

I said, "It's Miguel. He just called. He's saying United want me."
She said, "Wait...... Are you crying?"

I told her, "I don't know! I think it's happiness!"

[Sturdzz @DanSturdz]

@itskipronoh HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS TEA 🍵

[Sturdzz @DanSturdz]

@cagiago_ HAHAHAHAH

[Sturdzz @DanSturdz]

@piersmorgan HAHAHAHAHAHAUNITEDDDD

[Sturdzz @DanSturdz]

Thank the lord

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Rúben Amorim has just been SACKED by Manchester United.

Decision made this morning.

[Sturdzz @DanSturdz]

@_onlyscott David de gea ,
Juan matta
Your mum

[Sturdzz @DanSturdz]

Sesko is like a 35 stone man 7ft 2 and he cannot keep the ball at his feet , give the man a xfer I’ve seen enough the sausage

[Sturdzz @DanSturdz]

@UKLabour Team of fuckin twats , no clue no hesitation to send us down a black hole again , fuck yourselfs

[Sturdzz @DanSturdz]

Yo bro Liverpool are shit

[Sturdzz @DanSturdz]

@TheWavyRed 🐕 💩

[Sturdzz @DanSturdz]

HAHAHAHAHAH

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Defeat.

[Inevitable West @Inevitablewest]

🚨BREAKING: British veteran breaks down live on TV over state of the country:

"Rows and rows of white tombs for what? A country of today? No, I'm sorry. The sacrifice wasn't worth the result.

I fought for freedom, and it's darn-sight worse now than when I fought."

[HJB News @HJB_News__]

British prime minister Keir Starmer announces £50m of further funding to protect Muslim communities. It comes after 10 British citizens were stabbed on a train on their way home

[Sturdzz @DanSturdz]

What a game let’s all laugh at Liverpool hahahahahaahahahah

[Sturdzz @DanSturdz]

@RUppal00 @UnitedStandMUFC 7-0 Liverpool

[Sturdzz @DanSturdz]

@utdforever7 @ManUtd @premierleague Sack now