Dan Sullivan

[Dan Sullivan @DanSullivan1997]

Why dumb bitches don't belong in anything political lmao

[Dan Sullivan @DanSullivan1997]

Lmao my schools football team was down 48-7 in the 3rd then final was 48-24 cuz other team put in all their freshman lmao, my schools football team sucks fat nuts haha

[Dan Sullivan @DanSullivan1997]

I came to school for 3 things...
1. My sport
2. Booze
3. Hella cheeks
I didn't come to wake up this early for all this class bullshit!

[Dan Sullivan @DanSullivan1997]

@CoachS66 All the freshman yams are gonna love this!

[Dan Sullivan @DanSullivan1997]

@CoachS66

[Dan Sullivan @DanSullivan1997]

Me lmao
Can't wait for Friday night! #weekendbender

[Dan Sullivan @DanSullivan1997]

@CoachS66 He said I'd prefer y'all to wear jeans and some nice clean shoes but I can't force you guys to do that and bro he was wearing a fucking suit and tie, knowing damn well only 1% of that class is actually gonna try and cares lmao

[Dan Sullivan @DanSullivan1997]

So today was so gay in my statistics class. I had a hat on and the teacher (old ass mf wearing a suit....) says excuse me didn't you read the syllabus that I posted Saturday night about how I do not allow hats or earbuds in class. First off wtf and no Saturday I was hammered lmao

[Dan Sullivan @DanSullivan1997]

@PhilNison She bad?

[Dan Sullivan @DanSullivan1997]

Why is it that trannys be spam liking my tinder bro

[Dan Sullivan @DanSullivan1997]

Had fucking mini corn dogs and 3 miller lites for dinner, Man I missed this fuckin place!

[Dan Sullivan @DanSullivan1997]

Lmao my friend from school got a DUI first night back and texted us "apparently you still get a DUI when you're the birthday boy"

[Dan Sullivan @DanSullivan1997]

Welp now I know this is gonna be a problem this school year! Came back from my teammates apartment hammered off my dick, immediately fell asleep, when I'm shit faced I snore super loud, my roommate slept on the futon, this is gonna be a long year buddy!

[Dan Sullivan @DanSullivan1997]

Well today was a fuckin experience! Moved into my apartment that was trashed, we had to move into another one, it had roaches, someone came to clean that out.

Currently in the middle of practice getting my ass whooped my this heat rn! I am definitely having a shower beer tn

[Dan Sullivan @DanSullivan1997]

Leaving for school tommorow! Another year of skipping class and getting one step closer to being a full time alcoholic!
#WasGoodToSeeYouThisSummerPooner
@CoachS66

[Dan Sullivan @DanSullivan1997]

Currently shitting in Walmart rn as I'm typing this up but I saw like 5 ppl wearing PCA jerseys here lmao!! #FuckSox

[Dan Sullivan @DanSullivan1997]

PCA dude like if I was gay dude, he can do whatever he wanted to me!!!

[Dan Sullivan @DanSullivan1997]

Well Twitter! It's been a long week, traveling, weddings and so much more.
Golf course and a 30 rack is screaming the name Dan Sullivan tommorow!

[Dan Sullivan @DanSullivan1997]

@CoachS66 Lucky for you I sped through my bench now I gotta hit accessories then I'll be over u lil pooner!!!!