Dan Suttle

Self Confessed Disney/Harry Potter/Simpsons/WWE superfan. Bit of a dork. ParkRunner. MUFC Fan.

[Dan Suttle @DanSuttle84]

@ManUtd Jadon. Door. Arse. Way. Out

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@ExpThemePark Wild isn't it? A remake of a 28yr old game has me more hyped than anything Nintendo have done in those 28 years.

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@ManUtd Theo 2

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Liverpool/Chelsea both constantly shitting the bed takes the sting out of the B'mouth draw - 1 point gained rather than 2 lost. I don't slate officiating but Atwell is a clown. How that's a Red/Pen for Maguire and not Truffert is astonishing when they're the same challenge.

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@VEServiceTeam - I have a new pair of Ray Bans waiting delivery to store, ordered last weekend. Delivery window is 26/02 to 01/03 - given that the store is closed for the day now and not open tomorrow - when will I get an update on delivery?

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5 games ago, if we'd have been offered 13 points out of a possible 15, you'd have had both arms ripped off - but can't help to be disappointed it wasn't 15/15. Still so many positives, Sesko makes such an impact when brought on, really should start against low block teams.

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Regardless of the result from here on, you can feel the confidence in this United team right now. Night and Day from Amorim.

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Absolute Cinema #TheTraitorsUK

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@Casemiro @ManUtd Class act.

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Absolute genius HT Sub from Darren Fletcher, Sesko on for Sesko, made all the difference.

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I get it, I did Christmas Retail for 16 years, but when you have to book your click and collect 3months in advance it's a bit of piss take when half your order is subbed.
Also @Tesco Budweiser isn't a great sub for Hawkstone. That's akin to bringing on Jamie O'Hara for Ronaldo.

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I take back all my reservations on Stranger Things 5.

Absolute. Fucking. Cinema.

#StrangerThings5

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42.

And have a 2yr old.

[Dan Suttle @DanSuttle84]

10 years ago, if you'd have told me I'd be 40 or 41 by the time the next Grand Theft Auto came out I wouldn't believe it. Roll on 2025 when my wife will probably divorce me 😂 #GrandTheftAutoVI

[Dan Suttle @DanSuttle84]

It's really refreshing watching a Man United game and not having palpitations every time the ball goes near our keeper.

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Van Dijk knocking out his own player and then getting skinned by Mbuemo.

Things you love to see.

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I'd say Amorim out but it'll make no fucking difference.

I hear Graham Potter is available, that's how far we've sunk.

[Dan Suttle @DanSuttle84]

Onana expecting a pay rise and new contract after being shockingly bad is pure shithousery. Hope he enjoys his season at Trabzonspor - sounds dangerously close to Transylvania, which would be apt as they stay away from crossses there too.

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Off to confront Dumbledore at the Astronomy Tower I see...

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Arriving in style. 👔

[Dan Suttle @DanSuttle84]

Functioning Arms ✅
Already an improvement

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

A warm United welcome to our new goalkeeper: Senne Lammens! 🧤🇧🇪

[Dan Suttle @DanSuttle84]

£130m for Isak is utterly bonkers.