Dan Physick

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#WhyImVotingUkip because anybody with a media campaign as least likely to backfire than this hashtag has got my vote

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Charlie Brooker's weekly wipe just gets better and better.

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@MrMarkBrennan ohhhhh I like your thinking. We should get a group assembled

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@MrMarkBrennan free in May if you fancy going somewhere

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Don't let me hear you say life's taking you nowhere #lifesagas

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@RufusHound @NHAparty give that guy some maracas

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Capaldi's Doctor wears Doc Martens?! That's it then. Best doctor ever. End of. @bbcdoctorwho @drmartens #doctormartians

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Turns out I don't know ALL the words to We Didn't Start The Fire #colonwars

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@rickygervais Fucking. Brilliant.

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@GroovyBruce my local pub just had to close. Come sort it out?! Chainsaws welcome on this occasion

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Worked, lived, and breathed The Way Inn. Very sad to see it go. Much love to Pete and all the Way-Inn-Kers. X #fairdealforyourlocal

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EA Games turned down my idea for a new Formula One racing game. Jenson Button's Pro-Laps. Something about the connotation #arseholes

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Life's like a box of chocolates. Enjoy it too much, and you end up bloated and riddled with diabetes

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@rickygervais don't. He's a cunt

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A month today is my 23rd birthday #fucksticks #oldbeforemytime

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@DerrenBrown Americans and leaders of our political parties. Eyes rolling all over the place

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@RufusHound talking. Shit. I need some salad to sober me up

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@RufusHound it's the beer/kebab ralking

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@RufusHound that was shit. I apologise sincerely