Dan The Cool

[Dan The Cool @DanTheCools]

10 years ago today I was made redundant and then immediately rehired by my old boss. He then shagged someone and made her CD and I got made redundant again.

So I became a freelancer.

In that time I’ve also fathered children and painted walls black and I couldn’t be happier.

[Dan The Cool @DanTheCools]

@Jhon42964332 Trying to overtake in the inside merging lane, that’s fucking retarded. Pride has fucked with both of them.

[Dan The Cool @DanTheCools]

@AGuyUpNorth2 I fucking knew it 😂 this cunt wants to save kids from drowning so they can starve.

Took a little searching, keeps banging on about working on a farm.

[Dan The Cool @DanTheCools]

@arsenalfami1y Loved the corner incident. Should be a time limit on corners and throw ins like there is with keepers. Sick of the time wasted watching that shit. Speed the game up.

[Dan The Cool @DanTheCools]

@StevoTheMadMan This guy is mad.

[Dan The Cool @DanTheCools]

@Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan Oh you silly old shit, you should have signed off with “some might say…”

[Dan The Cool @DanTheCools]

Thank god #PSG equalised for that would’ve been the shittest final ever played.

#champi̇onsleague #ARS

[Dan The Cool @DanTheCools]

@swfccom_ If my team was in the final, I wouldn’t give two fucks about other clubs wishing us well. Concentrate on your own club, you needy cunt.

[Dan The Cool @DanTheCools]

@oJARDINEo @RestoreBritain @elonmusk @RupertLowe10 Great show, love it.

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@paulforrest4 @csl0313 Portugal haven’t been playing well together, but their team on paper is superb.

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@csl0313 @NFFC_CHRIS_ Rogers over Bellingham this season. Thought it was all about picking players in form. The German is plotting against England. 😂

[Dan The Cool @DanTheCools]

@csl0313 @FPL_Dean I guess Yamal is just dogshit yeah? Their midfield is quality. Thing with Spain is that all their players find it easy to score.

[Dan The Cool @DanTheCools]

@GraemeBandeira @ConnorJ2399 Hoping second season with preseason under his belt will bring out the best in him.

[Dan The Cool @DanTheCools]

@GraemeBandeira Our midfield needs some aggression and battle.
Out and out goal scorer.
Solid keeper. Slightly nuts.
Wingers who can attack a defender and cause mayhem.

Is that too much to ask!!!!!! Probably.

[Dan The Cool @DanTheCools]

@Boro_Breakdown CF. Out and out goal scorer.
GK.
2 MFs that can win the ball and create chances.

[Dan The Cool @DanTheCools]

@Kolabeechmusic @DannyGuitar91 That’s my point. Why did we sign him to not use him. Hopefully Hellberg plans to use him next season and we see him for what his stats portray

[Dan The Cool @DanTheCools]

@ConnorJ2399 As much as I love McGree and Fry, I wouldn’t keep them. Their injuries are far far too frequent.

Agree with your list, Would add buying a keeper to replace Brynn and have him as back up.

[Dan The Cool @DanTheCools]

@saintsfcreport So saints Cheated for half the season, denied Wrexham of a chance to play in the playoffs, got ejected, cried, kept on crying, just to end up where they started - 4pts. Still crying.

[Dan The Cool @DanTheCools]

@TonyTho35886934 @akikozono Nah. Piss weak. No battle in him.

[Dan The Cool @DanTheCools]

@akikozono I’m sorry but I’ve seen enough this season to know he doesn’t have the fight in him. His shooting is pretty good, the rest is average at best. Can’t hold the ball, can’t dribble, can’t back track, useless at tackling. Play him off the centre forward and tell him to shoot.