Daniel Dick

I work in the flavoured water industry

[Daniel Dick @DanTheDick95]

It’s way to hot to not drink margaritas

[Daniel Dick @DanTheDick95]

Finally got a vcr! Now I don’t have to wait around to my shows to come on cable

[Daniel Dick @DanTheDick95]

Nothing like a broken laptop to cap off a shit week

[Daniel Dick @DanTheDick95]

It's just one of those laaaaazy Saturdays

[Daniel Dick @DanTheDick95]

@marco_urbano catch me a northern pike

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Someone send me a fish already

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I've died and gone to hell #heck

[Daniel Dick @DanTheDick95]

@SpennyJacobs @BrandyAlxanders wooooop

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@SpennyJacobs heading into 2017 in a conservative, stern fatherly fashion

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@SpennyJacobs blasphemy in the season of Jebus #oyvay

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Pepperoni and booze

[Daniel Dick @DanTheDick95]

Big whoop another old broad dies

[Daniel Dick @DanTheDick95]

Am I the only one who doesn't give a fuck about kerry fishhart?

[Daniel Dick @DanTheDick95]

Who needs a tailor when there's nothing left to sew

[Daniel Dick @DanTheDick95]

All I want for Christmas is booze

[Daniel Dick @DanTheDick95]

@SpennyJacobs don't we all

[Daniel Dick @DanTheDick95]

Just bought a $15 pack of darts, what's wrong with me

[Daniel Dick @DanTheDick95]

This gives hope to scumbags everywhere, jian Ghomeshi could run for pm in 2019

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Whom in their right mind would create a restaurant with no meat alternatives #wheretheribeyes

[Daniel Dick @DanTheDick95]

My essay writing has gone to shit over the summer, my brain has forgotten all impressive words