Dan

scared of birds

[Dan @DanTheGrassIs]

they should do the blackhawk helicopter thing at dylan mulveny's house just to even things out

[judd crud @snotwurst420]

My friend is one of the most famous mathematicians in the southeastern US and he just informed me there is likely a forgotten number between 4 and 5

[Dylan “in the Saw bathroom” Dern @DylanDern]

Glimbo Schnordelle photographed by Mudkip Solberg for The Gunch

[Dan @DanTheGrassIs]

I think the moment things started to go badly was when they called la la land instead of moonlight for best picture

[Dan @DanTheGrassIs]

@MezzyAli Not working for me either

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

he's like if bruce wayne was retarded

[Dan @DanTheGrassIs]

5 gallons

[Morgan Letters @oldirtybradley]

She thinks she just fell out of a coconut tree

[Dan @DanTheGrassIs]

advertising agencies finally ask the question: what if a bunch of people with learning disabilities had to do a group project together for money

[Dan @DanTheGrassIs]

jeff magnum in 1998

[Richard Strocher 𝕏 @RichardStrocher]

I love Jesus Christ.

[Dan @DanTheGrassIs]

planning a wedding is fun because it involves creative decision making, but this time the client is your girlfriend's mom

[Dan @DanTheGrassIs]

they're kissing

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

who’s fault is this?

[Dan @DanTheGrassIs]

my dad could be a navy seal if an entrance requirement was sending your son bari weiss podcasts

[Dan @DanTheGrassIs]

i have an important announcement to make

[Dan @DanTheGrassIs]

inshallah he will find dorie

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

Arabic fish 🐟

[Dan @DanTheGrassIs]

this meeting could have been a gentle kiss

[Dan @DanTheGrassIs]

be gay and do car accidents

[Dan @DanTheGrassIs]

people in denmark will have a kid named oofen