Dammit, Dan™

Scramble eggs, not fighter jets

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I think I'm the only one from my high school who continues the tradition of hating people from our rival town.

Middleburgh is my Eagleton.

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@JeremyNicolls Like why is he even there? Lolol

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@dominos not loving the new website updates. Especially the new tracker and its map. Quite zoomed in with no way to zoom out (on desktop).

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@unusual_whales Why happened to this channel? What happened to you?

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@jami_not_jamie https://t.co/eToK6HzOfX

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I think she messed up and sang “dreams last so long” twice. Am I wrong in thinking this? #jewel

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I think she messed up and sang “dreams last so long” twice. Am I wrong in thinking this? #jewel

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No puedo creer que esa es Jewel. Tuve que buscar a ver si fue que la secuestraron los extraterrestres y la intercambiaron por otra mujer con la misma voz, pero nop. Es Jewel. 😳

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@omgitsemilyward Was it lip synced? I thought she sang the same line twice by accident.

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@jami_not_jamie I don’t think so cause she sang the same line twice by accident.

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Uruguay are throwing this game.

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@overtime @OldTakesExposed

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@gneiffer07 What does bet up mean? I’m old.

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@PropCaddie Me pick me.

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@gneiffer07 Sorry for your loss.

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@PropCaddie Congratulations! Can she post the picks then? Surely there is Twitter in Punta Cana, yes?

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@gneiffer07

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@RLusdr27984 @MLBHR @BetMGM ???? You okay, mate?

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@gneiffer07 @ActionApp I kindly request a video.

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Once upon a time, Kid Rock could smell a pig from a mile away.

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@BusinessInsider How old is the person running the @BusinessInsider account?

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@brennadine Please stick to the idiots and freaks that you’re used to.

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For being with one man basically her entire life, it’s crazy to think how many breakup songs Beyoncé has.