Dan

[Dan @DanTheRedBeard]

There’s always money in the banana stand.

[CBS News @CBSNews]

$153 million of cocaine found hidden in banana shipment in Russia https://t.co/2y4BcGudix

[Dan @DanTheRedBeard]

I wonder why the fuck that is…🤔🤦‍♂️

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Dallas Mavericks have the most negative fan base in the NBA, per @VegasInsider

[Dan @DanTheRedBeard]

Remaining Mavs fans are so not ready for when bum ass Nico drafts a random dude named Carl 1st overall because he decides Flagg isn’t a grinder or doesn’t have the “Mamba Mentality” or likes cake too much, some shit like that. Just wait, he’ll fuck it up for yall.

[Dan @DanTheRedBeard]

But I thought Luka wasn’t a good fit culture-wise for the Mavs? I really hope Nico gets abducted by aliens or kidnapped by mole people.

[Luka Donkicks @LukaDonkicks]

ICYMI: The amazing kids and staff of Children’s Cook hospital in Fort Worth have always been a huge inspiration to Luka Dončić.

Upon his return to Dallas today, Dončić and the @LD77Foundation threw a party for the kids and staff that still hold a special place in Luka’s heart.

Bigger than Basketball.

[Dan @DanTheRedBeard]

L O L “once seemingly even” …. Yup, same as my and Warren Buffet’s net worth. Totes even.

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

LOPSIDED: The once seemingly even trade has proven much better for one team.

The Lakers chances at winning the West have tripled since landing Luka Doncic. Meanwhile, the Mavs are down to almost 0%, according to @PolymarketSport.

[Dan @DanTheRedBeard]

#MNASSA #MakeNicoAShoeSalesmanAgain

[Kirk Henderson @KirkSeriousFace]

Nico Harrison and Jason Kidd are lying to everyone and they just get away with it.

[Dan @DanTheRedBeard]

#MNASSA #MakeNicoAShoeSalesmanAgain

[Jeffrey Cooperstein @Jeff_Coop27]

My basketball team was literally ripped from me and thousands of others. From championship contender to bottom-dweller in less than 6 weeks. I will never understand it

[Jeffrey Cooperstein @Jeff_Coop27]

My basketball team was literally ripped from me and thousands of others. From championship contender to bottom-dweller in less than 6 weeks. I will never understand it

[Dan @DanTheRedBeard]

#MakeNicoAShoeSalesmanAgain
#MNASSA

[Dan @DanTheRedBeard]

Theory: Jerry Jones is secretly orchestrating things behind the scenes for the Mavs so he can make himself out to be “not that bad of an owner & GM” after all. Out here playing Cones of Dunshire while we’re playing Go Fish (which is what Mavs will do each spring for infinity)

[Dan @DanTheRedBeard]

I’m not big into practicing the occult, but I think us battered former Mavs fans should get together for a seance to bring Kobe back just long enough to get him to confirm Nico’s a bitch and idiot for trading Luka. “I lived it,” said that Al Bundy ass of a “GM”

[Dan @DanTheRedBeard]

I bet Kobe didn’t even like Nico. He was probably like an annoying little dweeb trying to hang out with Kobe when he came by the Nike office.

[Dan @DanTheRedBeard]

Sorry, it’s actually coming from the AAC. Seems to be the Mavs present and future are both ablaze. A former shoe salesman could be seen running from the scene in a pair of sick Nike’s with matches in hand muttering things like “mamba mentality” and “defense wins championships.”

[DFW Scanner @DFWscanner]

“What’s on fire?”

It’s not smoke - just dust. And it will get worse as the day progresses due to the increasingly high winds. It’s gross out!

[Dan @DanTheRedBeard]

Just seeing Nico is sitting court side out there (when he was too chickenshit to do it in Dallas) while Luka warms up. He is a fucking piece of shit and I hope he gets eaten first in the zombie apocalypse.

[Dan @DanTheRedBeard]

I don’t want to watch this damn game, it’s gonna hurt to watch, but I will fight through it in the hopes that Luka lights them up and dog cusses that bitch-ass Nico every fucking time he scores or makes a play. Every fucking time. I hope he drops 60/20/20 on their heads.

[Dan @DanTheRedBeard]

Nico would’ve traded Dirk if he’d been GM of the Mavs after they lost in the 2006 Finals or after the 2007 season when they lost as the #1 seed in the first round. No doubt about that.

[Dan @DanTheRedBeard]

@jga41agher Whole franchise getting tanked by an Al Bundy (shoe salesman) GM would be funny if it weren’t also so damn infuriating 🤦‍♂️

[Dan @DanTheRedBeard]

My own damn phone is trolling me at this point…you know how much this hurts my soul? 😢😔@KelPep21 #xMFFL

[Dan @DanTheRedBeard]

Toilet bowl? Dumpster? Sewer? Vat of toxic ooze? So many options for Nico and Dumpmont to explore next!

[DLLS Mavs @DLLS_Mavs]

Where do the Mavericks go from here in what has been a tumultuous season thus far?

The @DLLS_Mavs discusses as @TheSteinLine joins the show at 1:45 PM on @DLLS_Sports

Show starts at 1:00 PM #MFFL

Watch: https://t.co/kJvA6MVvQT

[Dan @DanTheRedBeard]

Sums it up pretty well.

[Kevin O'Connor @KevinOConnor]

It’s actually so sad to see the Mavericks organization crumble. Ejecting passionate fans last night. Jason Kidd refusing to speak postgame. No medical update on Anthony Davis, the injured player you just acquired for your 25-year-old face of the franchise. Just disgraceful.

Dirk Nowitzki making it known he was in LA to watch Luka Doncic’s Lakers debut feels a lot like a statement against this new Dallas regime that has ruined everything for that incredible fan base.