Daniel Mendoza

If there’s no lumpia I’m not coming

[Daniel Mendoza @DanThe_Man717]

@SpaceGod5674 @xdownloaderbot pls download this for me

[Daniel Mendoza @DanThe_Man717]

#LastBolsaBraincell
Steps to caroling:

1. Breakdown in the parking lot
2. Regroup and sing your heart out
3. Breakdown while driving to the next place
4. Repeat

[Daniel Mendoza @DanThe_Man717]

Caroling With Sis. Syg chronicles

Random man: How are the pistons in your car

Sis. Syg: they’re ya know….. pistoning

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#LastBolsaBraincell

Sis Syg: Doesn’t that help the ergonomics of the car

Me: ergonomics? Huh……..YOU MEAN AERODYNAMICS!?!

[Daniel Mendoza @DanThe_Man717]

@ray_knee_yell Say it louder for people in different time zones

[Daniel Mendoza @DanThe_Man717]

Jet Lag go away already, I want to sleeeppppp

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Let’s go on a late night walk

[Daniel Mendoza @DanThe_Man717]

@pulte Pls

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Happy to serve, blessed to be used

[Daniel Mendoza @DanThe_Man717]

Lmao, comedy gold 🤌

[Daniel Mendoza @DanThe_Man717]

@ColicoJudy Tehe 🤭 HI ATE!!

[Daniel Mendoza @DanThe_Man717]

“We’ll look back and laugh, just don’t forget it”

[Daniel Mendoza @DanThe_Man717]

Zay flowers welcome to the ravens…..get ready for rpo’s

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When you find the elote man but don’t have cash, it’s enough to make a man cry

[Daniel Mendoza @DanThe_Man717]

Imagine grocery shopping before Sunday school because you didn’t want to do it the night before………..

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Here we go again

[Raniel Mendoza @ray_knee_yell]

I feel like SpongeBob in the episode when he got the suds

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@micakkeess Love her so much

[Daniel Mendoza @DanThe_Man717]

New year = new mistakes