Eureka Twang

All tweets are copy and pasted by me

[Eureka Twang @DanTill9]

Humans: [invent shoes]

Humans: [wear shoes]

Humans: [Give shoes to horses]

Humans: [pretend all other animals in the world don’t have feet, and outright refuse to give them shoes]

[Nick Oldridge @Nick_Oldridge]

If you receive the news that dramatic spikes in ocean temperatures aren’t much of a concern, maybe even pleasant for swimming in, then it’s time to think again…

#heatwave #ClimateBreakdown

[KattsDogma @KattsDogma]

they’re called hooves, dummy🙄

[Patrick Onyekwere @Ponyekwereart]

Took me two months to complete this pen drawing, will take you a couple of seconds to retweet🙏🏽❤️

#contemporaryart #drawing #art

[Eureka Twang @DanTill9]

@Qu33nW334b The cookie

[Auntie Jackie’s Sister’s Brother’s Boy @ohfuckoffwicked]

Celebrating someone who’s recently been on trial for rape, this week of all weeks, is incredibly poor taste - read the room Prem Rugby

[chrispaulwhite @moon_noize]

me at work on june 21

[Jack Henderson @jackhenderson_7]

We’re having turkey

[Eureka Twang @DanTill9]

@elsarose_XO He’s great

[hannah louise @hannahlouisef]

wish the US and UK would agree on whether to make the bad guys red or blue. it's like keeping up with salt and vinegar crisps

[Eureka Twang @DanTill9]

@elsarose_XO

[Chris Robshaw @ChrisRobshaw]

The secrets finally out 🤣 @RugbyPass

[Eureka Twang @DanTill9]

@elsarose_XO Delete that rn

[Eureka Twang @DanTill9]

@elsarose_XO

[Eureka Twang @DanTill9]

@elsarose_XO Forb*

[Eureka Twang @DanTill9]

@vict_0_ria They could have been out in he first ep really

[Eureka Twang @DanTill9]

6 seasons and they still aren’t out???

[LADbible @ladbible]

Just the news we needed. ��

[Ugo Monye @ugomonye]

How did this man, get in this position 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Eureka Twang @DanTill9]

@Qu33nW334b This is a completely unreasonable request

[Eureka Twang @DanTill9]

@elsarose_XO I shout the tweet out loud and laugh hysterically, without pausing the sex. I continue to laugh until I can tweet