Dan Townend

25, Application Engineer in machine vision for Acrovision. Ice and Roller hockey player.

[Woking Football Club @wokingfc]

For the first time ever, Woking Football Club have qualified for the Vanarama National League promotion play-offs.

Rub your eyes. No, you're not dreaming.

For the first time ever, Woking Football Club have qualified for the Vanarama National League promotion play-offs.

[Gilles 🇳🇬🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @_Grimanditweets]

If Maguire making contact with Eddie in the penalty area isn’t a foul, how is it that Odegaard making contact with Eriksen on the half way line, is a foul??

[Yannick Bolasie @YannickBolasie]

Saliba gets a yellow but Martinez didn’t 😂

[Brad Philpot 🏎🏁 @BradleyPhilpot]

Conspiracy theory: Remember the Tsunoda seat belt tightening situation? Engineers were leaning in to the cockpit telling him exactly where to stop when they inexplicably send him back out on track on used tyres for no apparent reason. #F1 #Conspiracy

[Dan Townend @DanTownend]

Seems that the F in F1 still stands for Farce. Nice

[Dan Townend @DanTownend]

@mangetoutbrute oof

[Dan Townend @DanTownend]

@mangetoutbrute Unsustainable was a W but this is the biggest L in a while

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

BREAKING: Ed Sheeran jailed for 20 months for ‘Galway Girl’

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Alicia Keys says New York might be her number one favourite city but she also really likes Wolverhampton

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Define suitable

[Drew McDevitt @drewmcdevitt]

@BradleyPhilpot Weird the safety car did another lap after letting the back markers through…Oh wait, that’s the actual rule isn’t it 😑

[Dan Townend @DanTownend]

@eaglecouriers Hi, Lufthansa are using your baggage service to deliver my delayed baggage to me. However after numerous attempts to contact you, i've hear nothing. Can you please explain what's going on and when I can expect my baggage?

[Dan Townend @DanTownend]

@lufthansa Hi Mac, as I said earlier in this thread, there was no number provided to me on my loss report. What can I do now?

[Dan Townend @DanTownend]

@lufthansa Can I have my bags please? What's going on?

[Dan Townend @DanTownend]

@lufthansa Even if you can't, do you have any number I can use to actually get hold of them? If Lufthansa can't get hold of their partner company I'm not sure how I can ever expect to actually find out what's going on here...

[Dan Townend @DanTownend]

@lufthansa Hi, I believe the issue is currently with the company you partner with, Eagle Aviation. They've made no contact with me and won't respond to emails or calls. Is there any way you can get me in touch with them so I can get my baggage back as soon as possible?

[Dan Townend @DanTownend]

@lufthansa There is no contact number on the delayed baggage report

[AI @nonewthing]

Thank God Arsenal aren't involved in this disgraceful competition. What a shambles. Could never happen on a Thursday.

[Dan Townend @DanTownend]

@OzzyQPR Yeah you do G