Dan Tran Fan

altered ego

[Dan Tran Fan @DanTranFan]

@_rone Dishwasher: You gonna come at me?
Your girl said u cum at the count of 1, 2, 3
Your dirty ass can't even wash your own plate
Learn from the Asians, I'm just a storage space
Mr. Clean, please, you viral like a dirty meme
Get your hands off my buttons before I break ur knees.

[Dan Tran Fan @DanTranFan]

I stopped watching porn. I just watch ASMR videos now. Latte ASMR ftw. #ASMR #porn

[Dan Tran Fan @DanTranFan]

I want to meet a girl that makes me want to write a song for her, ala Taeyang's "Eyes, Nose, Lips".

[Dan Tran Fan @DanTranFan]

I'm back and I just wanted to say...why are all the Asian women I'm attracted to with white guys? I feel like I have to be a genius billionaire, chisel abs Asian dude to compete with a mediocre white guy. Whatever. I don't want to be mediocre anyways. #asianmaleproblems #dating

[Dan Tran Fan @DanTranFan]

She: You know what your problem is Dan?
Me: What?
She: You make everything about sex.

[Dan Tran Fan @DanTranFan]

Called her for the first time to set up a date. Didn't go well, i.e. she has a "boyfriend". Probably shouldn't have called her at work.

[Dan Tran Fan @DanTranFan]

When I think about how long it's been since I've had sex, I get depressed. As if my value as a man depended on how much pussy I got. #sad

[Dan Tran Fan @DanTranFan]

Masturbating only once a week. Keeps my energy at it's peak. But some times...them balls be blue, then I gotta do what I got to do.

[Dan Tran Fan @DanTranFan]

I now believe that women have a sixth sense. They sense my desperation. #dating #rejection #sex

[Dan Tran Fan @DanTranFan]

In bed with a latina who said, "You Asian guys are freaks." I asked why, as I nibbled on her titties. "You all undercover freaks."

[Dan Tran Fan @DanTranFan]

When she told me #AllLivesMatter, my dick did a reverse boner.

[Dan Tran Fan @DanTranFan]

Currently having anxiety on when and how to text an attractive woman I just met #anxiety #datingrituals #datinggame

[Dan Tran Fan @DanTranFan]

Asked if she wanted to hang tonight (hook up). She said no thanks. I hated myself. Then thought, no need to hate myself for my desires. #sex

[Dan Tran Fan @DanTranFan]

Listening to Mark Manson's "Models": Don't change to be what women want - be the man you want to be. That's what women want. #truth #dating

[Dan Tran Fan @DanTranFan]

I like things in labeled boxes, but when I compartmentalize things like #relationships, it stifles it from taking the shape in needs to be.

[Dan Tran Fan @DanTranFan]

Finally broke my sexual drought. Took a chance and gave the option of my place. She said yes. No games or fake persona needed. She wanted me

[Dan Tran Fan @DanTranFan]

Coworker: You got new shoes!
Me: Yup, for the ladies.
Coworker: Only shallow girls care about that.
Me: Shallow bitches need love too.

[Dan Tran Fan @DanTranFan]

Watched my brother demo Coffee Meets Bagel to my mom. She's still skeptical but mildly impressed: "So people date like this now?"

[Dan Tran Fan @DanTranFan]

Blackbear - Valley Girls
"I ain't lookin' for lookin' for love,
Just lookin' for someone to fuck"
https://t.co/2jg7KKIJHo

[Dan Tran Fan @DanTranFan]

Almost made a mistake yesterday, shouldn't lower my standards in dating and in life...