Dan

[Dan @DanTwigg89]

I wonder if the younger generation of #ArcticMonkeys fans understand the lyric "When she's pressed the star after she's pressed unlock" 🧐

[Dan @DanTwigg89]

First bit of sun and a thousand cyclists appear. Tour de Bellend over long hill

[Dan @DanTwigg89]

Either #TheChase is getting harder or I’m getting thicker

[Dan @DanTwigg89]

@Y_Not_Festival what’s this about only being allowed to bring alcohol in on your first entry?

[Dan @DanTwigg89]

@aggyman88 I don't even care 😂

[Dan @DanTwigg89]

What do you call a locker that isn’t your locker anymore? #CristianoRonaldo #nacholocker

[Dan @DanTwigg89]

@aggyman88 Stop washing your face in the bidet

[Dan @DanTwigg89]

Saw a lad playing swingball in his garden at 7:45am this morning on his own. Some commitment that #nextandymurray

[Dan @DanTwigg89]

Just had a mini milk for the first time in about 20 years. Exquisite.

[Dan @DanTwigg89]

@mkmccarthy1989 Agreed.

[Dan @DanTwigg89]

@SerpenIllus Me too

[Dan @DanTwigg89]

Which is the takeaway in buxton that the special kebab comes in a pizza box? Asking for a friend

[Dan @DanTwigg89]

I hope England last longer in the World Cup than the amount of time it takes me to get sick of listening to 3 lions on repeat. Which is never. WE’RE GONNA FUCKIN WIN IT! #ItsComingHome

[Dan @DanTwigg89]

Every time #memes

[Dan @DanTwigg89]

8 pint Monday’s #bleeeurgh #cult

[Dan @DanTwigg89]

Fun fact: Did you know that if you see flashing lights in Buxton there’s a 90% chance it will be on Fairfield road. The remaining 10% is a accounted for by Christmas decorations #funfacts

[Dan @DanTwigg89]

Might be a billionaire business owner but not got a fucking clue about satirical news and photoshop 😂 https://t.co/cyBgXT9r3p

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

Eh I don't get this . Can someone explain is she making a statement or what ? https://t.co/C0zBVIcuQs

[LADbible @ladbible]

The sun and shorts are out for five minutes and this happens... 😂😂

[Dan @DanTwigg89]

Amazing 😂 https://t.co/ccIKXcpTCj

[BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBritishMilk]

Donna your a fucking pie. Can't even keep your own twitter account secure, never mind customers data. Shitshow of an organisation

[Dan @DanTwigg89]

@OfficialFPL with Kane being awarded a goal against Stoke that was originally given to Eriksen, can we expect points to be altered and backdated?

[Dan @DanTwigg89]

@Y_Not_Festival line up this year is sick but it's literally all about the @TheMariachis_uk in flamingo jacks now 😂😂👌👌 Tequila!!