DanVFood

Bending the boundaries of culinary creativity since 2012. Not a vegan. #foodblog

[DanVFood @DanVFood1]

Eggs contre la montre.

#foodblog

#Veganuary

[Morgan Barrett @MorganBarrettX]

Jeremy Clarkson’s Farm show on Amazon is the most radicalizing piece of mainstream media I’ve ever seen

Just one example (bear with me):

Badgers became a protected species in Britain 40+ years ago.

The population has exploded and now frequently transmits tuberculosis to cows

But farmers can’t cull the badger population to protect their cattle because the government still considers them to be endangered

Instead of addressing the root cause, the UK has the most batshit testing regime for cattle

There’s no TB vaccine. So the cattle have to get tested. The vets administering the test have to measure welts on the cows neck. Whether a cow lives or dies comes down to a vet trying to discern 1mm on a caliper (reactive vs non reactive).

If a cow tests positive, the farm (already running on super thin margins) is quarantined and starts hemorrhaging money.

Jeremy Clarkson’s cow (pregnant with twins) has an inconclusive test so it’s separated from the herd. It receives a second inconclusive test so they have to kill it (before it can give birth to the twins).

Now here’s the kicker: the autopsy reveals no sign of TB. It was a healthy cow needlessly killed

So - silver lining the farm should be removed from quarantine, right? WRONG - it’s still under quarantine and has to keep testing and can’t sell its beef

Kafkaesque doesn’t even begin to describe how f’d up it is for British farmers

[#Marcher @MarcherReborn]

Under 40s: stay at home and wait for impending death whilst bleating online about ‘the climate’

Over 40s: see you down the beer garden 👍🍺🍺

[DanVFood @DanVFood1]

@SamRaincock You can come and point up my chimney stack? I’ll even cook the dinner 👍

[DanVFood @DanVFood1]

Gallon of mayo.

[💫ZOE💫 @ZDaivson]

Just Ham…. 🤦‍♀️sandwich 💫
What would you add🫵🤝

[DanVFood @DanVFood1]

@RateMySausage

[DanVFood @DanVFood1]

Either Chicken Parmo or Chicken Jalfrezi, but neither even get a mention 👎

[Food Blogger @foodietechlab]

What’s the best chicken dish?
That’s a must have for you?

For me it’s fried chicken and butter chicken. I can eat a gallon of butter chicken and still crave more, it’s just that good. And nothings beats some classic fried chicken, always an easy win.

What about you? Can you pick only two?

[DanVFood @DanVFood1]

@AvonandsomerRob It would definitely be @SeabrookCrisps Canadian Ham. Every time.

[DanVFood @DanVFood1]

@RateMyTakeaway Gallon of mayo.

[DanVFood @DanVFood1]

Roasting some walnuts on a Friday night.
(Not a euphemism)

[Rate My Plate 🍽️ @ratemyplatenow]

Breakfast by Ste E

[DanVFood @DanVFood1]

@perrigame Here you go Pezzer. Early days yet, but I have high hopes for a harvest towards the end of Summer. Just need some inspiration for what to do with them.

[DanVFood @DanVFood1]

Tokyo’s breakfast is straight from Hiroshima FFS.

[Tokyo @otokyo]

Whats missing from this breakfast? 🍳☕️🍽

[The Footy Feed @TheFootyFeed]

The triple Wigan kebab, outside the Brick Community stadium, 3 steak pies in a hollow tiger loaf with gravy (optional chips) - 💷 £7.00

[Dinner with Beans 🍽️ @DinnerWithBeans]

Pie, Chips and Beans

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

British cuisine. Best in the world.

[DanVFood @DanVFood1]

@oelma__ IV antibiotics for the starter course

[DanVFood @DanVFood1]

@SeabrookCrisps I’m old enough to remember the Sweetcorn flavour.

[DanVFood @DanVFood1]

@perrigame Let me know when you need a squirrel recipe 👍