Dan Weese, CSM, CSPO

Development Manager, User Experience Designer (UxD), Certified ScrumMaster (CSM), Certified Scrum Product Owner (CSPO), fan of good design in any form.

[Dan Weese, CSM, CSPO @DanWeese]

@CiBabs Westone makes ear plugs that attenuate across all frequencies evenly, molded to your ears. You hear everything clearly, it’s just quieter.

[Dan Weese, CSM, CSPO @DanWeese]

@DanielleTrotta How does someone apply to have their vehicle makeover on this show?

[Dan Weese, CSM, CSPO @DanWeese]

The @EpsonAmerica ET-2760 is the worst printer I have ever owned. I put too much faith in Shaq not putting his name on a shit product.

[Dan Weese, CSM, CSPO @DanWeese]

@tdesseyn If you’re the 15th recruiter to cold call them this week, their attitude towards you may be more reflective of your industry than their company culture. Just a thought.

[Dan Weese, CSM, CSPO @DanWeese]

@haysstanford Worked fine for me over the last 23 years with no computer degree.

[Dan Weese, CSM, CSPO @DanWeese]

@tdesseyn Fear of the new place being worse than the current place.

[Dan Weese, CSM, CSPO @DanWeese]

@josemangin I was listening before it was Octane. Was one of the first 30,000 XM subscribers. Rock on.

[Dan Weese, CSM, CSPO @DanWeese]

@younglawTN @USCongress @GOP This was not an attempt to overthrow the government. If it was they would have brought guns instead of flags. This was a group of people fed up with shady election practices.

[Dan Weese, CSM, CSPO @DanWeese]

@sgordon70 65 Lincoln Continental with suicide doors.

[Dan Weese, CSM, CSPO @DanWeese]

@sgordon70 Looks like the car from The Matrix.

[Dan Weese, CSM, CSPO @DanWeese]

Love seeing @anthonyanderson and his Mama on the @TMobile commercials, but the same one 20 times an hour on the @hgtv app is a bit much. Switch it up a little!!

[Dan Weese, CSM, CSPO @DanWeese]

Nothing like seeing the @Allstate Tina Fey commercial 15+ times an hour on the @HGTV app to make me never want to buy anything from them. 2-3 times back to back every commercial break.

[Dan Weese, CSM, CSPO @DanWeese]

Check out my latest article: COVID-19 and Groundhog Day https://t.co/Lb5dQzE0pq via @LinkedIn

[Dan Weese, CSM, CSPO @DanWeese]

Amazon has 3300 Scrum Teams and delivers new features every few minutes. #ScrumAroundTheWorld #Scrum #ScrumatScale

[Scrum@Scale @scrumatscale]

We are LIVE!! Who is joining #ScrumAroundtheWorld today?

[Dan Weese, CSM, CSPO @DanWeese]

I wonder how much money @kroger loses when they have zero shopping carts when you walk in and you have to hunt for a basket?

[Dan Weese, CSM, CSPO @DanWeese]

Great time last night at Universal Studios for #eymilestones @EY_US

[Dan Weese, CSM, CSPO @DanWeese]

Big shoutout to all the random EY people that high-fived me at Universal Studios. You are awesome. #eymilestones

[Dan Weese, CSM, CSPO @DanWeese]

Congrats to the latest Partners joining EY! #eymilestones @EY_US @EY_CareersUS @EY_CareersUK

[Dan Weese, CSM, CSPO @DanWeese]

Do you know why sports players never sweat? It’s because they stand next to their fans. #DadJokes #eymilestones