Dan Howell

I'm dumb.

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I made the TV!

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@TrajanWeaverBoo @esjesjesj Has the WNBA allowed a trans person in the league? No. So what exactly is the “issue,” coward?

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@ComerfordI2036 Sounds like that didn’t happen.

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@JeffAgrest Danny and Dan (Parkins and Bernstein) and Matty and Jason. Boom. I’ve programmed two blocks of your station.

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@PeterFonseca @jingersol36 @ChiSportsBums This is a hilarious list. Little John and Baloo are the same down to the voice actor. Fozzie is the only one with the correct rights to work in the collab but that would be seen as a joke wacka wacka.

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@caitiedelaney Em dash me baby

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@certifiedcards These variations are clean

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The NBA’s books must be absolutely awful.

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American business leader Marc Stad has completed a deal to become the controlling owner and largest shareholder of the NBA’s Minnesota Timberwolves and WNBA’s Minnesota Lynx by buying the majority of co-owner Marc Lore’s stake at a $4.5 billion valuation, sources tell ESPN.

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@SteelSlabCards I’ll never understand how a dude who spends a whole year with a new team gets a 2026 auto featuring his previous team.

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@CTrooien You sound like a chud.

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@SJohnston60 Idk maybe live in the house your purchase instead of using a second residence as a tax shelter?

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@DrewDisneyDude So the animals invade the casita and then it turns into the movie with the casita falling apart and everyone losing their powers? I hope that’s the case. I’d rather have a movie ride-thru like Japan Frozen.

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Get those engagement videos ready this weekend!

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A fighter jet from the Chicago Air & Water Show had the Cubs dugout SHOOK

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@no_muppets They only used one Kermit the entire run! Wow! Not.

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@FluentInFinance “Losing” is a funny way of saying “forced to sell.”

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@NickFriedell That was a very gentlemanly handoff, Nick.

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@chicagotribune All the player statues are of Hall of Famers. Not going to be one on ‘16 unless you count Lester.

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@rothschildmd Mike, if Iran assassinated the President of the U.S., they would be bombed at levels never seen before, obviously.

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@Bullsfans I mean you built the graphic wrong.

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@VivaLaStool @OutandAboutpod @BarstoolPAT @kellykeegs @barstoolsports @ronedotcom @TomScibelli @BarstoolNate @KayceSmith @RobbieBarstool This dude hold stock in the company? Why he care about this?

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@M3RKDestrucus The ball was in the air to the cutoff man when Busch reached third.