Dan Larson

I do Agronomy things in S MN. raise sheep and cattle. SDSU & ΑΓΡ Alum; Volunteer FF. Views are my own.

[Dan Larson @Dan_Larson23]

Back when Vs. Now
Tailgating was
Cool https://t.co/6mSkcwhRhd

[SDSU Football @GoJacksFB]

if you then you
don't love don't deserve
me at my me at my

[ESPN @espn]

Iowa was the only lower seed to be more highly selected than their opponent 🔥

For comparison, in 2023 there were two lower seeds selected at higher than 50%. In 2024, there were four. In 2025, there was just one.

[Dan Larson @Dan_Larson23]

@danabeers #BringBackBeers never lost faith in you big D

[homans top guy @passcoderonald]

“The Somali pirates who ransacked Minnesota”

*cuts to Ilhan Omar*

[Hawkeye Football @HawkeyeFootball]

"𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬."

Relive the best moments from a special season.

[Chef Andrew Gruel @ChefGruel]

Even if we sold all of that oil at 1/4 the price we would gain $4 trillion which is enough to open 4 more daycare centers in Minneapolis

[Ed Podolak’s Mustache @edsstache]

Tate to Holloway 21 years ago today.

[Hawkeye Football @HawkeyeFootball]

You sure about that? 😏

[Ben McCollum is my hero @MountMcKeever]

Never take loyalty for granted Hawkeye fans.

You better believe these two men have had opportunities to leave in the last 27 years.

Never did they. Never will they.

[Hawkeye Football @HawkeyeFootball]

BACON 🥓

[Dan Larson @Dan_Larson23]

@yarmulketruther

[Joe Hugen @Joe_Hugen]

Still my favorite Hype video Iowa has ever done.

Football is only 2 days away 🏈

[Pitch Profiler @pitchprofiler]

Joe Pohlad and the Pohlad family aren’t just a disgrace to baseball, they’re a stain on the entire state of Minnesota.

Their story starts in the Great Depression, not as scrappy underdogs, but as profiteers who made their fortune foreclosing on homes of desperate families who had lost everything. From day one, they were taking from the poor to enrich the rich, and that ethos has never left them.

For decades, the Pohlads have been infamously cheap, demanding that Minnesota’s taxpayers and fans foot the bill for their every whim. They’re not savvy businesspeople, they’re parasites.

In the early 2000s, they nearly let the Twins die. Attendance was down, they refused to invest, and the team was on the chopping block to be contracted alongside the Expos. The only thing that saved the franchise was a court injunction forcing them to honor their Metrodome lease.

By 2006, they convinced Minnesota to cover seventy-five percent of Target Field’s cost. A billion-dollar family, holding out its hand to working-class Minnesotans and demanding payment.

Fast forward to 2016, Jim Pohlad hires Derek Falvey to modernize the organization. For a moment, there was hope. Player development technology, advanced analytics, and a revamped coaching staff started to pay off. By 2019, the Twins won 100 games. By 2023, they broke their playoff curse. The arrow was pointing up.

Then Joe Pohlad took over, and steered the ship straight into the iceberg. He “right-sized” the team, gutted investments in talent and infrastructure, and erased the analytical and developmental edge the Twins had built.

By July 31, 2025, the gut punch landed: an all-time pathetic trade deadline where they dumped eleven players in a payroll purge disguised as a “fresh start.” It wasn’t a reset, it was a surrender.

The final hope Twins fans clung to was the idea that the Pohlads might finally sell. Now we know they won’t.

Joe Pohlad, and the rest of your dynasty of leeches, you are nothing more than generational thieves. You take from people who make less than you, give back nothing, and expect them to be grateful. Minnesota doesn’t owe you thanks. Minnesota owes you the door.

Fuck you, Pohlad family.

[Dan Larson @Dan_Larson23]

RAT crossed with dawg the bounty hunter sighting at the freeborn county fair last night @Chris_Hawkey

[cow chow szn @justinfastert]

If anyone is looking for work tomorrow call my buddy @cameron_korth

[Dan Larson @Dan_Larson23]

Good night for it @gavin_spoor

[Dan Larson @Dan_Larson23]

@SoMN_Stripper I’m jealous of those spears, a guy should probably check the ditches this weekend

[George Christensen @NationFirstAust]

The death of Pope Francis is the final chapter in one of the most divisive, and destructive papacies in modern Church history. I was at the Vatican on Easter Sunday 2018. Metres away from him. He passed by in the popemobile. The crowd roared. But what legacy did he leave? 1/19

[Secretary Brooke Rollins @SecRollins]

Dawn. Today. 250 years ago.

Thread🧵🇺🇸

Shots ring out across the Lexington Green, the British regulars rush with bayonets, & 8 American patriots fall dead: the first lives sacrificed to freedom’s cause in the American War for Independence.

The Americans had orders not to fire the first shot: "Stand your ground; don't fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here,” said their captain.

They meant to have a war — & it began there.

[Tanvi Ratna @tanvi_ratna]

Trump’s new tariffs aren’t a trade tweak—they’re the first move in a full-spectrum reset.

$9.2T in debt matures in 2025. Inflation lingers. Alliances are shifting.

One announcement just set a dozen wheels in motion.
Here’s what’s really happening—and why it matters 🧵

[Iowa Men's Basketball @IowaHoops]

Time to work.

#Hawkeyes